tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43960876536673268922024-03-12T23:43:13.394+00:00Single Lens ReflectionsStephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-8302318899032995822013-12-01T17:19:00.002+00:002013-12-01T17:19:28.130+00:00Honour Christmas In Your Heart (A piece of Flash Fiction for Interzone Advent Calendar)
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This has been written for the <a href="http://ttapress.com/1742/the-advent-calendar-2013/0/4/">TTA Press Advent Calendar of Flash Fiction</a>. <a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/office-party-piece-of-flash-fiction-for.html">This story</a> was published last year and I'd have hated to miss out on my second year. </div>
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The LED bulb flickered unhealthily; a blot upon the otherwise perfect, yet sadly already tangled string of diligently soldered, centuries old scrap. Fi flicked at it, hoping against hope that some physical assault might quickly nurse it to health. It blinked silently into a silicon afterlife. She pulled a face.</div>
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#Once in loyal David’s city stood a lovely cattle shed...</div>
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Her melody was strong, thanks to the carefully resurrected tube-vid she’d pulled from a long dead server. The words, alas, were only an approximation and she had spent too many nights wondering to whom David had been loyal and what exactly made the shed lovely . As for cattle...she was clueless.</div>
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Nonetheless, her thesis was progressing wonderfully. Winter Festivals of the Ancients (Christmas to Winterval and beyond) was approximately the requisite word count and Fi was only left to complete the practical elements which would undoubtedly clinch the qualification she had been working towards for the last three years.</div>
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But most of all, she felt an overwhelming desire to share in the ceremonies she had studied for so long. Pudding, cracker, tinsel...words so resonant in onomatopoeia, they followed her ceaselessly with an echo which, she’d have sworn, sounded exactly like how Sleigh Bells should.</div>
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“Ho ho ho.” she said, gravely, as one might intone ‘Here goes nothing...’</div>
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She picked up the lights and carried them reverently to her tree. This had been her greatest find. The polyvinyl chloride-covered branches had survived the years perfectly, even when the box around it had slowly mouldered into a sticky dust. The lights were carefully draped over all seven foot of the plucky little piece of ancient history, glowing gently in their inductive current. Fi’s father, who had first installed in his little daughter a love for all things ancient, had contributed the star, which he had painstakingly worked in pieces of multi-coloured plastic-sheathed wires. It certainly gave some vibrancy to the deep-green monolith.</div>
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But it just wasn’t right. Even with the lights and the star, it was missing something. She had given up almost immediately at the idea of tinsel – some kind of amorphous caterpillar of metallic explosions – far beyond her skill to replicate. And besides, she’d read the hallowed words of J Asher who pronounced it ‘tacky’. And getting anything sticky on her beloved tree was not going to happen.</div>
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She knew what was needed, but, again, the solution was beyond her ability to manufacture. A little old-fashioned electronics, no problems. But crafting the tiny glass spheres, not to mention turning them into miniature galaxies of glitter was impossible. She sighed, gesturing to cut the current, and picked up her coat which she'd left slumped over her work bench. The red felt clamped tightly against her body in sympathy and she felt the pick-ups link and warm against her. Connected, she ventured out into the cold, deciding that a walk away from her obsession might allow an answer to be found.</div>
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Most Highly Flavoured Gravy. She could almost taste it, sweet and rich. It helped counteract the cloying, bitter pollution sweeping around her. She could feel the static charge in her clothes working hard to repel the grimy onslaught. The nape of her neck tingled.</div>
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She followed the path, weaving through the university buildings. She was well beyond the halls of history, old, dilapidated structures of steel and glass. She looked enviously at the newly constructed, shiny ceramic palace looming up at her through the clouds of chemicals. Those pompous xeno-biologists must have some scandalous information about the Dean, she decided, to have wrangled such an extravagant piece of real-estate.</div>
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Fi skirted the new building, muttering as she walked. How like this world, in the grip of a new, self created dark age, to turn its collective back on the wisdom of history and look towards an unknown, alien society for answers. Dark age indeed, she thought, feeling for a terrible moment, extremely lost in the black, noisome night. She looked down at her sleeve and saw the lights project through the fibres, showing her the surroundings in plan view. She’d not come this way before, around the back of the XB building. A huge gust nearly knocked her off her feet, and she hunkered down, imagining herself surrounded by pure, white snow. Walking in the steps of Wenceslas, feeling heat from his heavenly footfall.</div>
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There was a tremendous crash and she let out a little scream. Eyes wide open, she was suddenly dazzled by a security light. A huge plastic skip lid had been hurled open in the force of the wind, allowing the top layer of rubbish to fly – broken silicon, soiled plastic bags and even the odd piece of paper cavorting in their escape.</div>
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And then she saw them. Even in the fug of fumes and dust and debris, she made out the glimmer. The shine. Every colour of the rainbow...and a few she’d never even seen before.</div>
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Her jaw, though not visible under the layers of clothing, was nearly welded to her chest. They were PERFECT! How was it even possible?</div>
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“My baubles!”</div>
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The skip had held an even thirty of the little shells, each one a different shade and uniquely mottled. Although hard and delicate, like the thinnest ceramic, the top of each shell ended in an organic loop, looking for all the world like the rubbery tail she’d had on an ancient toy pig her father had given her as a child. And it was from these that she hung them.</div>
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The tree was now perfect – sparse, certainly, but it didn't look lonely any more. The tree had presence. Warmth. Life.</div>
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Fi sat there, entranced. She sang every carol she knew quietly to herself, the reflected sparkle of the tree's lights bright in her dark eyes. Her burnished bronze skin glowed with warmth that came only partially from the tree. Her heart soared.</div>
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Anyone reading Fi's thesis would have learnt that Christmas had been a festival which bound a large portion of humanity together at the end of each year. This time was characterised by the giving and receiving of gifts, the preparation and eventual consumption (often over the period of several weeks) of a single, large meal, all of which took place in a traditionally adorned space; most often the living quarters of a family unit.</div>
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The festival crumbled during the first great energy crisis. With no fossil fuels to produce their plastic toys or power their giant generators, the fragile Christmas of the twenty-second century had collapsed. There was a version, smaller and more intimate, which remained in some of the more self-sufficient areas of eastern Europe. But even there, by the time the cultural war swept the globe, Jolly St Nic was just a random reddish memory.</div>
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And this was a tragedy. Fi knew what possibilities Christmas held for her world. She'd stumbled across an ancient text and one line had lept out at her, sinking hooks into her eyes, her brain, her heart.</div>
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'I will honour Christmas in my heart and try to keep it every day of the year.'</div>
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Yes. Every day of the year. And she needed to be a ghost, pointing a finger at her world. This may be our dark future, but look to our glorious shared past! We could be so happy!</div>
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And, indeed, Fi could well have been correct. For example, the first investigative crew who came to her workshop the following day were impressed by the beautiful tree, standing before it while the lights gleamed. The star shone in a mass of coloured sprays of wire.</div>
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Fi looked rather shell like, her organs torn from a series of jagged wounds in her torso. Her beautiful bronze skin turned a mottled grey. Her sparkly eyes dull. Her carols silent.</div>
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If only the crew had known about the terrible mistake made by the nearby xeno-biology team - the alien eggs they had managed to throw out with the metaphorical bath-water. The eggs had been studied, delicately cushioned in thick fleece beddings, and after months of careful examination they had found absolutely nothing. If only they had hung them from their delicate little hooks and showered them in little pin-pricks of light, then their study might not have been in vain.</div>
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Some kindly soul would eventually publish Fi's thesis in her memory – the poor student murdered whilst working to make the world a better place. It became an instant best-seller, rekindling an interest in ancient festivals and the ways one might decorate their dwelling appropriately. A factory was set up manufacturing exquisitely designed fake trees. The tips of their needles were made to glow, negating the need for powered lights. And people, always on the look out for a freebee, were very pleased to come across what looked like baubles, often left in the dark corners of alleyways. Gratefully, people picked them up and bought them back home. They would hang them on the branches of their trees and sing, quietly to each other.</div>
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For a long time now, people have been asking for the plans to the <a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/plypi-my-raspberry-pi-computer-and.html" target="_blank">PlyPi</a>. I'm afraid life (and all that entails) has got in the way. But now, behold! I've got the plans scanned into a PDF file. They even seem to print at the right size on my end (which, in my opinion, is as close to a miracle as anything I've ever seen). So hopefully they will be useful to you.<br />
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One thing I managed to leave off the accompanying text - it's of course possible to make the PlyPi without an HDMI socket hole. You might need to adjust the plans a little - but really, the skies are the limit! Well, they are when you attach a <a href="http://www.raspberrypi.org/archives/3704" target="_blank">RPi to a weather balloon</a>, anyway...<br />
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All the time that I've spent thinking about writing this blog post, I have had The Decemberists 'Crane Wife' in my head. As such, I suggest you give it a listen as you read (or see the lyrics <a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858618548/" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858618542/" target="_blank">here</a>).<br />
<br />
As much as the tech I've written about makes me a very lucky chap indeed, there's something that makes me even luckier. It makes a lottery win look mundane.
A narrow escape from a sticky end seem every day. A large portion of chips when you only ordered a regular...well...perhaps it's on a par with that.<br />
<br />
What am I talking about? Well, I am now (sort of) Mr Goldfish. Deborah and I recently went to Weybridge registry office in the middle of an unseasonable
blizzard (which I choose not to take as some kind of supernatural sign) and got legally hitched. Not that things are ever that straight forward for us. And
the funny thing is, that's not actually a bad thing at all.<br />
<br />
You see, with our health, Deb and I are both used to the concept of pacing. We have to take weeks to accomplish something someone might do in an afternoon.
We break up the task with rests, sometimes having to change to a different task if, for example, it is something which, done too often, leads to a dramatic
increase in pain. Pacing. It's one of the greatest leasons a chronically poorly person can learn. Because without it, it's all too easy to become
frustrated.<br />
<br />
I have noticed, however, that when applied to something like a wedding, which is a very public event and one which involves other people directly, if they
don't get the concept of pacing, they can misread the event entirely.<br />
<br />
Our registry office do became significantly larger than we'd anticipated. Honestly I think we'd both felt that we might have two parents there, mainly as
wheelchair pushers. Four parents max (which is lucky as we only have the four). This number tripled. Not that that's a bad thing - it was very nice
having everyone there. But an event which we thought of as just a legal doodah suddenly became quite a bit more daunting.<br />
<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Deborah, Stephen, Granny, Alex and Sophie.<br />
Sophie might have been a bit happy, but it's so hard to tell with her.</td></tr>
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<br />
This does serve as a prime example of why pacing is so important - it took us quite a while to recover from such a big event. If we'd tried to do things
traditionally, we'd not have made it through the day.<br />
<br />
So come late July, we'll be finishing the job we started with our own, specially planned day with the absolute minimum of stress and with everything
carefully planned. And of course, those plans will never go absolutely smoothly, but because of the way we're doing things, if there is a hickup, we will be
able to raise our voices, shout 'All right you horrible lot, we're starting that bit over and stop your complaining' and everything will be fine. Having
such a period of time in between means that we have been able to spend time organising one section without worrying too much about the next. And we should,
barring Deb's toe trying to fall off, be as healthy as possible come the day.<br />
<br />
My parents get this - my mother's chronically ill and my father has worked in special schools most of his life. Deb's parents find it a bit more difficult
to fathom, but are doing surprisingly well. I think that they saw that the registry office do really wasn't that meaningful and I think, as time moves on
and the concept of a fish and chip wedding lunch becomes a bit less alien, they can see why this means so much to us. It's also, I hope, clear to see that
we're both truly excited about July.<br />
<br />
But I am aware that, because our marriage will not be conventional (which, as much as I could try to blame it on disability, is perhaps equally to do with
the kind of people we both are), there are people who might not quite get it. In the same way that same-sex marriage, or inter-faith marriage, or, heaven
help us, marriage between people who feel differently about chorizzo sausage, might be considered not quite official and meaningful. Not quite real.<br />
<br />
But what do they matter?<br />
<br />
In other posts I've spoken about tech, both special and widely adopted, and how important it is to me. So I wanted to tie them together with the wedding.<br />
<br />
Firstly, walking sticks.<br />
<br />
You know that a walking stick is an intrinsic part of your sense of self when you're watching a good film, have sunk so deeply into it that you have become
the hero, and, watching them wander out of their front door, think to yourself, "Idiot, you've forgotten your walking stick!"<br />
<br />
My walking stick is a part of me. And so, I have to have the right one for the wedding. Yep, I have several! And as I try to create the perfect ensemble
(more on which later), so I have to choose the perfect stick. Should I choose the eagle-headed stick? The dragon from Cyprus my father picked up for me?
Or should I go with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knobkierrie" target="_blank">knobkerrie</a> my sister bought me when she went up Kilimanjaro? I'm still not 100% certain, but I think I am favouring the dragon.<br />
<br />
I hope that being able to consider my stick as an intrinsic part of the outfit means that I am fully accepting of it as a part of who I am without that
having any negative connotations. In the same way as I am accepting of my glasses.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cassie inspected my partly-made shoes from<br />
Green Shoes, and decided that they really should<br />
have been black...</td></tr>
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Then there is all the help we've had from conventional tech. We booked the registry office on the strength of its website combined with the help of google maps and streetview. EBay has been our constant companion and, as Deb is making her own dress with a rather unusual fabric, we'd not have been able to source it easily any other way (although we did have some help from friends who could access charity shops...). I have always wanted a made-to-measure suit, and indeed I have one ordered. No visiting a tailor - Deb measured me up and everything has been ordered online from <a href="http://www.suitopia.co.uk/en/" target="_blank">Suitopia</a>. In a display of blatant
greed, I have also ordered made-to-measure boots from <a href="http://www.greenshoes.co.uk/" target="_blank">Green Shoes</a> to match. I will write more about both of these on another day - but as a disabled man who
would have a slightly hellish time clothes shopping otherwise, these internet-accessable busineses have been a real blessing.<br />
<br />
On the day, we want a small do. We'd not cope with having all of our friends there, and indeed, many of our friends would simply not be able to travel and
cope with the ceremony. So we will hopefully be setting up a live video stream for all those people who can't manage it. This is, I think, one of my
favourite bits of our system. It, along with several other ways of doing things, has made a day that will be inclusive. It will allow everyone to be
involved in the ways they can be. And that is, at the heart of all things, the essence of love. Love is inclusion. An understanding and acceptance of
people and things as they are. Love does not seek to change.<br />
<br />
Which reminds me of this - perhaps one of my favourite bible verses;<br />
<br />
<i>Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it
does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never
ends.</i><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">(1 Corinthians 13:4–8a)</span><br />
<br />
So, in my mind, disability has helped to teach me all these things. I have become less rigid, more yielding, and yet I also have the strength to endure for
the things I believe in. I have a confidence which does not stem from showing off. I do not look at the ways of others and feel envy, because I am certain
of and happy with myself (whilst, I hope, being entirely accepting of other people's beliefs). And I know that, although disability can make me feel
physically fragile, I can see my soul underneath and know its nature. And that it is eternal.
<br />
<br />
All that because I'm poorly. And because I met the right poorly girl to share a world with. A world which you're all a part of.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-18226871062264753192013-05-01T00:02:00.000+01:002013-05-01T00:02:00.059+01:00BADD2013: Tech Expands the World (2/3)<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8DtggnK9LYxHByczcgBHQRLRW2jQlQtEZDx2XDDPDTle4W1jzQrtk-_CiV9H93oYfSF8fEii39xylrfVDBwMwWNc2bEZGzfvEpizi3kLp_c2oS9-p_A0pkkAWpCH0mfSqc02DwRGVyGs/s1600/266246_288069154627453_1252512276_o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="Sophie and Stephen reading" border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8DtggnK9LYxHByczcgBHQRLRW2jQlQtEZDx2XDDPDTle4W1jzQrtk-_CiV9H93oYfSF8fEii39xylrfVDBwMwWNc2bEZGzfvEpizi3kLp_c2oS9-p_A0pkkAWpCH0mfSqc02DwRGVyGs/s320/266246_288069154627453_1252512276_o.jpg" title="Sophie and Stephen reading" width="240" /></a></td></tr>
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to an unsuspecting infant, a smart phone<br />
really comes into its own.</td></tr>
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Having written about special technology which would benefit from being diffused out into general usage, I would now like to write about general technology
which makes my life as a disabled chap so much brighter.<br />
<br />
My phone is with me all the time. And yet, I very seldom use it to talk (or even to text) people. It is there <br />
almost exclusively for internet related jobs.
Now, I know that this is quite normal. Everyone with a smart phone has the same access to information at all times. So why do I feel that it especially
benefits me as a person with a disability?<br />
<br />
<ul>
<li><b>Weight </b>- my laptop isn't a heavy one, but when in pain, it can be hard to rest a laptop on my lap without it being a bit uncomfortable. With a phone, it can
be propped or held with minimal physical effort. It's also possible to hold it at angles with which my laptop would not be happy. So on those occasions when my body needs to be bent in such a way as to resemble a slightly deformed pretzel in order to gain some relief, I can still shop on eBay. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><b>Noise </b>- my laptop's a noisy old thing. It will need upgrading soon and hopefully the new model might be a bit more quiet, but even so there are mornings
when I've woken up early, dreams interupted by the pain, and rather than switch on my laptop and risk waking up Deb, I'm able to use my silent phone. (It must be noted that I have played YouTube videos, confident that Deb won't be disturbed thanks to the headphones I'm wearing, only to then find
out that my headphones might be on my head, but they're not actually plugged in to the phone...)</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><b>Alarms </b>- I remember my old gran's alarm clock. It had a red hand you moved to the time you wanted it to ring, and ring it would - with an actual physical
bell. How on earth she coped with both the aural assault and the one alarm limit, I'll never know. My phone has a huge number of alarms set to ring
throughout the day*. There are different tones to identify whether it's Deb or I who are being commanded to take tablets. Without these I know I'd be lost.
And then there are the incidental alarms - something ending on eBay, a radio programme I might otherwise miss, or a phonecall I need to make. When lost in
symptoms or drug-haze, a digital reminder can make life so much easier and safer. </li>
</ul>
Whether on my phone or laptop, YouTube has become surprisingly important to me. I always rolled my eyes when people talked of YouTube being a threat to
television channels, but it is so true in my case. I watch at least an equal amount of YouTube videos to actual television (excluding films). Every morning
I check my YouTube subscriptions and recommendations. I will write more about these in the future, but each day I watch cheaply produced films made by
amateurs who tell me more about interesting subjects than I am ever likely to see on television. This gives me a real sense of having learned about things;
enriching my existence and making me a more capable human being, even if I'm not absolutely physically capable of all the things I've learnt.<br />
<br />
Then there's social media. It's always hard when people attack social media as some kind of den of iniquity. It's usually people with no knowledge and
experience who get the wrong end of a stick handed out by the dark drip-feed of a traditional media which lives in terror of its own death. Social Media is
literally what you make it, because it is based on a society you have complete power over. Don't like someone on your feed? Like ancient Athens, you have
access to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostracon">ostracons </a>- you can exile them and rid your world of a dissenting voice. You can follow the lives of a thousand different people, and see what
is important to them. The world expands, and so we care about each and every corner of it.<br />
<br />
Of course, the downfall of this customised society comes if we forget that it is an individual construct and that a larger society outside of our direct and
total control lives on and can threaten us (and, in turn, can be threatened and harmed by us). However, people can and have buried their collective bonces
in the dust for millenia past - that's not going to stop over night. And Social Media allows us to monitor and talk about this Big Society in a way we
couldn't before.<br />
<br />
Also, when we do talk about things online, we're not limited to voice (or text). When Deb and I talk with family and friends, we're able to do so face to
face. Skype really has made a huge difference to me. When I am away from my family, being able to call and both talk to and see them makes me feel much
more at ease. Also, you get to see dogs who have relatively little to say on the phone.<br />
<br />
Finally, there are the pictures. Call me infantile, but I like pictures. Picture books, photos, paintings, sketches, gifs... A picture paints a thousand
words, and with flickr and facebook, instagram, 500px and yfrog, our world is full of beautiful, multicoloured thoughts and feelings we might never see
otherwise - especially if we can't easily leave our rooms. I love it when someone photographs their lunch. I welcome every picture of a yarn-bombed tree.
Each carefully quilled portrait and beautifully lit news-story. The internet, however I access it, broadens my horizon quite literally and I love watching
the world through the eyes of the infinite.
<br />
<br />
Other than the physical comfort afforded by my phone, there is an overarching theme to all these things - the lack of mobility that disability enforces, and
the shrinking of ones' world thanks to social prejudice. But not only has tech allowed us access to socialisation, shopping, learning and the free and
natural beauty of the world (and people's interpretations of it), it has also allowed us the opportunity to project ourselves into the public conscious. The
possibility that someone can see your face rather than just talking to you on the phone** means that the exquisite variety of disabled faces become less
radical, and so makes them more easy to appreciate and admire. Social media allows for energy-efficient communication with a large number of people, and
also helps to empower (even though I worry about the nature of some disability cabals on the net). And If I can watch a video on woodworking and comment on
it as a disabled man who has an interest and appreciation of such things, then the carpenter who made it can know that someone who can't just pick up a
hammer cares as much as he about such a large part of his life. We are joined, no matter how briefly, and the social restrictions and prejudices fall away.
Tech has the great potential to project our souls out into the world where it is not easy for us to be. And I believe that this will help to change the
world in ways that will make it easier for us to inhabit it.<br />
<br />
So thank you, world. Thank you for bypassing some of the restrictions on my life through widely adopted tech. It makes me happy and hopeful.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">*I even had an alarm go off on the way to the registry office - In 15 minutes you need to get married, my phone told me.</span><br />
<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">** The possibility of skype calls with doctors is something I'm very much hoping for.</span>Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-53363144553533957142013-05-01T00:01:00.000+01:002013-05-01T00:01:00.628+01:00BADD2013 - A Sticky Situation (1/3)There was a time when speech recognition software was about as specialist as tech got. I remember in the dark old days of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_NaturallySpeaking" target="_blank">Dragon NaturallySpeaking 4</a> wowing people with the barely understandable translations offered me after an hour training my PC to the individual cadence of my speech by bellowing out, steadily, in a Newsreader voice, a section from Alice in Wonderland. Things move on, and now, not only has the process simplified remarkably and become a genuine alternative to typing (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/blobolob/5881929786/in/photostream" target="_blank">almost</a>), the integration of this tech into smart phones has removed the associations it once had with disability.<br />
<br />
I recently read a <a href="http://www.academia.edu/962190/Toward_Engagement_Exploring_the_Prospects_for_an_Integrated_Anthropology_of_Disability" target="_blank">wonderful article about disability in anthropology/archaeology</a> on the same day that I read through one of Deb's blog post comments in which she explained how she interprets the Social Model of Disability. There is a simplicity about the concept I greatly admire - in fact, more than that, it
makes me feel safe. All the best theories do, as they pin down the messes of reality into a manageable lump. So, in the words of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZaJv3-BV3A" target="_blank">Aimee Mann, this is how it goes</a>;<br />
<br />
<i>Society is what disables us. And that disability can be caused by many different things - physical impairment, emotional distress and even prejudice itself. The impairments are unique and different, but we are united as a group by our universal experience of social disablism. </i><br />
<br />
My father is a great man. He has <i>always </i>kept me safe, whilst encouraging me to be as independent as possible. He has never felt embarrassed about my inability to do normal things, and, indeed, has never acted in a way that has encouraged <i>me </i>to feel embarrassed about my health and the accommodations needed to live with it.<br />
<br />
In the last couple of years, my father's health has taken a turn for the worst. I always knew this would be a difficult time. Several times my father has
said <i>"It's a good thing you're poorly - I'd never cope as well as you do"</i>. And, indeed, he doesn't. But still, I wasn't expecting to hear from him what I
did just a few months back.<br />
<br />
<i>"Well, I went down to the Post Office today with my walking stick looking like a really doddery old man."</i><br />
<br />
I have been using a walking stick for many, many years. There was a time when I was embarrassed to use it; propping it out of sight if there was someone
about who I didn't totally trust. But as I had fewer falls, felt more stable in general and could get in and out of chairs without copious groaning, I was
able to get over it. And getting over it was, as with pretty much every problem I've ever had, something my dad's laid back attitude helped with.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A Pillbox sensitively labelled "Baldwin's Nervous Pills"</td></tr>
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And yet he really struggles with his stick.
And that's awful. Because he doesn't mind using this pillbox I bought him a while back. And perhaps most importantly because he's the one who actually
<i>bought </i>Dragon NaturallySpeaking all those years ago. He sat there just as I did reading aloud out-of-copywrite text for hours on end to try to get the
computer to recognise what he was saying. He didn't feel bad about it then - it was just another gadget to get excited over.<br />
<br />
And this is what is so interesting - tech of whatever kind falls into a spacific space.<br />
<br />
<ul>
<li> Acceptable tech for general use. </li>
<li>Specialist tech that remains funky. </li>
<li>And specialist tech for the 'Special'. </li>
</ul>
And it's not as if a walking stick has always been for the 'Special'.
Take <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beau_Brummell" target="_blank">Beau Brummell</a>. There's a rather wonderful <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beau_Brummell_Statue_Jermyn_Street.JPG" target="_blank">statue of him</a> in Jermyn Street, London - a road almost exclusively populated by posh men's clothing shops
(what do you mean you didn't think <i>I'd</i> know about shops like that?). He stands there looking rather elegant and extremely confident. And although I'm not
sure that a stick that delicate would be resilient enough for a chap of my weight, <i>he </i>brandishes it without the slightest hint of embarrassment.<br />
<br />
<i>"To be truly elegant one should not be noticed." </i><br />
<br />
Brummel said that. Now, I'm not sure I fully agree with him, but presuming that he wanted to be elegant, he wasn't going to be doing something which he felt
would make him look "Special" in that horrible inverted commas kind of way. It was a gadget which was as stylish as it was functional.
And this is why we should rethink the walking stick. I've seen some pimped walking sticks complete with torches, grabbers and panic alarms. But that doesn't equate to style. Style needs something a bit less
worthy...<br />
<br />
So my ideas for a new line of respectable walking sticks appropriate of all walks (and staggers) of life;<br />
<br />
<ul>
<li><b>Sword Stick</b> - there is something undoubtedly cool about a sword stick. I know they are incredibly illegal in most countries now. But in the UK at
least, there has been a dramatic increase in incidents of disability hate crime on the streets. So would arming the disabled populace really be such a bad
idea?</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><b>Medicinal Tipple Stick</b> - I do not want in any way to encourage irresponsible use of alcohol (which says a lot about me when I have no problem at all with
suggesting that disabled people should hack their tormentors to pieces), but the tipple stick was cool for many of the same reasons why I always wanted a
sword stick. So, rather than secreting a stash of booze under the handle of your walking stick, why not replace that with a stash of medicine? But only the
good stuff - the stuff a non-disabled person might be willing to knock over a Boots for. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><b>GPS Walking Stick</b> - <a href="http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/119794-fujitsu-gps-walking-stick-pictures-hands-on" target="_blank">Fujitsu actually got to this one before me, and didn't they do a nice job</a>? The GPS stick reminds me of these <a href="http://www.techdigest.tv/2012/09/gps_brogue_shoe.html" target="_blank">rather lovely GPS brogues</a> but makes much
more sense given that the shoes rely, not only on having two feet, but also an unrestricted view of them (and, having discovered a particularly nice red-wine
soaked goats cheese at Tesco, it's possible that in a few years time I might not be able to see my feet any more). </li>
</ul>
Obviously of the three, the GPS stick is the most sensible. It is also, however, very exciting - we can incorporate tech into so many things, and with good design
we can make them desirable and stylish. Imagine a swagger-stick with built in bluetooth connecting to your phone. A series of LEDs along the shaft of the
stick scrolling messages from your twitter stream, sharing with the world the collective wit of your social circle.<br />
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<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/wall-e.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="215" src="http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/wall-e.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Screenshot from the film Wall-e showing a levitating<br />
power-chair user drinking from a large cup whilst our<br />
hero, the yellow robot Wall-e, watches.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
The dystopian horror of universal mobility in the otherwise excellent film <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910970/" target="_blank">Wall-e</a> is its one flaw - the truth is that as soon as a technology loses its
stigma, we open society up to true equality. And that equality does not mean that we all become lazy - indeed, that attitude just demonstrates an intrinsic
belief that people who cannot walk are lazy wasters who aren't really trying hard enough. And it's all madness anyway - people expend energy driving
themselves when they might be chauffeured via public transport. They walk and run and cycle for FUN. And they even visit gyms. And they do all of those
things whether they're disabled or not.<br />
<br />
Lazy people will always be lazy. But most people aren't, and having pieces of technology available which can help
them when they need it and which, most importantly, don't make them feel doddery when using it, will only help to keep them active and productive longer.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-41546121538017967992013-04-30T11:16:00.000+01:002013-04-30T11:16:19.908+01:00BADD 2013<a href="http://tinyurl.com/BADD2013" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Blogging Against Disablism Day, May 1st 2013" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpnWC9G0D_6MMC8qOLSvlS3RIs1otdkckdpPHSTVwTKnqUwvV9O1bOwZ4IP9Fi9cQnS5wwzzqGDGEk_PYxdJKKUrWR7O7gnFnLAXszTyd-7q7db8wnTQyBQOti243_4ziLq4eu5fEaP3s/s320/bad01.gif" title="Blogging Against Disablism Day, May 1st 2013" /></a>Tomorrow is <a href="http://blobolobolob.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/blogging-against-disablism-day-2013.html" target="_blank">Blogging Against Disablism 2013</a>. This year I shall be writing not one, not two, but three shiny new posts in honour of Blogging Against Disablism Day 2013. This event allows people from all over the world to unite, writing on the theme of disability in our less than perfect society. The perspectives are as broad as you can possibly get, and I hope that my thoughts will help towards creating an interesting snapshot of the lives of disabled people in 2013.
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So come back tomorrow for my three posts in honour of #BADD2013!<br />
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Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-5195172558486464742013-01-23T22:51:00.000+00:002013-01-23T22:52:31.967+00:00Mary Beard and the Sheela na gig<br />
Doing my degree was a huge act of faith. I knew that I would gain lots from the process, but so often a degree is seen as a means to an end - the end being employment. I remember talking to one of the more coherent taxi drivers who ferried me back and forth from the hospital school I attended. When I mentioned the possibility of doing a classics degree eventually, he was a bit astounded - who'd ever pay you to classicise?<br />
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And although there's not a lot of money in the field, there are positions of employment - jobs which I'm unlikely to ever be able to contemplate. I'd love to teach in some way, but for the time being at the very least, this is out of the question. How, then, do I not feel like I wasted the time, effort and money getting my classics degree?<br />
<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Beard_(classicist)" target="_blank">Mary Beard</a> is a classicist who has done very well for herself of late. I don't think a month has gone by recently when she's not been on the BBC news site (<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20851654" target="_blank">although not always in full toga</a>). Her blog, <a href="http://timesonline.typepad.com/dons_life/" target="_blank">A Don's Life</a>, is very successful. And she's presented some wonderful <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01ghsjx" target="_blank">documentaries</a>. Of course, if you go on Question Time and deign to offer an opinion...<br />
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Have you ever come across a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig" target="_blank">Sheela na gig</a>? These sculptures (often found on church buildings, particularly in Ireland) depict women spreading their vulvas for...well...the reason's a bit of a mystery. Some people think that it represents the dangers of female lust. Others that they're a simple fertility symbol. I'm inclined more towards the theory that they are an image to ward off evil spirits. So, why do I mention them?<br />
<br />
Well, the furor over Mary Beard's appearance on Question Time resulted in a flood of vile misogynistic abuse on the net. Several times when I've written blog posts, Deb's warned me that there's the potential some twit might start trolling. But the sad truth is that she's much more likely to be targeted Women just attract more of this kind of cowardly bullying.<br />
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So Mary Beard was targeted - and how did she react? Well, in my mind at least (which is a very odd mind and in no way representative) she took a leaf out of the Sheela na gig playbook. Rather than retreating from the comments and insults about her genitalia, she replied, facing evil spirits with the full force of her feminine power (I know...I could hardly bring myself to write <i>'feminine power'</i>...but bare with me, it is quite late and I lost some sleep last night).<br />
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Deb wrote a <a href="http://blobolobolob.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/be-nice-grow-thicker-skin.html" target="_blank">very important blog post about misogynistic bullying on the net</a>, and she identified two damaging pieces of advice given to women dealing with this kind rubbish. It's really worth reading the post, but, to very briefly summarise, the advice was to 'be nice' and to 'grow a thicker skin'. A woman who has been encouraged to act in this way will never be able to deal with abuse head on. She must ignore it and try to be as nice as possible in the hope of avoiding further attacks.<br />
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But Professor Beard did the most powerful thing she could - she named the abuse as clearly as possible. It takes a lot of courage to actually repeat the nasty things said to you. I remember my grandmother losing patience with another elderly lady of her acquaintance because she didn't feel capable of repeating in court the threats shouted at her by some yob because it was 'rude'. Well, if classics as a subject taught me anything, it's that rudeness is sometimes entirely appropriate. Also, it helps that Mary Beard, having read Catullus and the like, will be familiar with similar levels of rudeness, albeit tempered by poetic genius. The Sheela na gig exposes her femininity (for whatever reason) creating an image of total honesty and power. <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21159779" target="_blank">Mary Beard goes on Woman's Hour and uses the word 'vagina</a>'. In fact, she uses it in relation to her own body. In doing so, she regains complete ownership of herself*. And the evil spirits depart.<br />
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She has done this for the benefit of those weaker than she. Those who are harmed more deeply by these silly people. And what's more, she's calmly addressed the aggressors and, it would seem, has been successful in reforming them (for some time at least - I'm not ever so optimistic about such people) thereby making the world a better place for everyone.<br />
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So why do I feel like I didn't waste my time, effort and money getting a degree in classics? Because my studies have bought my a little closer to heroic figures like Mary Beard. <br />
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">*Not that I think Mary Beard ever lost ownership of herself - but I think that the abusers felt that they suddenly had some power and rights over her being. I believe it is this confidence of ownership which allows bullies to do such awful things. 'It's my toy to destroy as I see fit...'</span>Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-57059186070353072922012-11-05T23:04:00.001+00:002012-12-07T22:42:13.995+00:00Office Party (A piece of Flash Fiction for Interzone Advent Calendar)This has been written for<a href="http://ttapress.com/1472/the-advent-calendar--year-four/0/2/" target="_blank"> TTA Press's yearly Advent Calendar of Flash Fiction</a> (less than 1500 words...or bang on in my case). As an avid <a href="http://ttapress.com/interzone/" target="_blank">Interzone </a>subscriber, I've fancied giving this a go for a while. I hope you enjoy it.<br />
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<h2>
Office Party</h2>
<h4>
Stephen Whitehead</h4>
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Distant tinny music filtered along the metal corridors of
the Epsilon Class Explorer Vessel, each note collecting a thin coating of rust
as it went. The vast pressure of vacuum
caused dissonant groans as the panels of the ship’s skin shifted to bare the
load.</div>
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Vast pressure of vacuum, she thought, gloomily. Vast, <i>silent
</i>pressure. Briefly she toyed with the
idea of spacing the entire worthless lot of them as they gyrated and flirted
their way towards a paralytic coma.</div>
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“Christmas...” she sighed.</div>
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She’d grown up an Ep-Ex rat, living her entire life in the
confined space of a ship designed exclusively to travel as far and as cheap as
possible. Not for her verdant
vistas. Even when they found an
interesting spot in the galaxy, she stayed firmly in the cabin which was home,
work and comfort. She flew. The crew explored.</div>
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The crew. Every
three years a new bunch of candidates.
Slung deep through the void on a gravity well and then cruising the
solar currents in search of something new, interesting and, preferably,
extraordinarily valuable. Bunch of warp-drive
wannabes. Not one had any idea what
their life would become. They dreamt of
glory and adventure but soon realised they’d have to drink away the next three
years of their life or go mad in the dark expanse she so loved.</div>
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<i>“The child is a
King, the Carollers sing,<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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<i>The old has passed,
there's a new beginning...”<o:p></o:p></i></div>
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Not that drinking your life away was always a bad idea,
she thought to herself, head dropping in defeat.</div>
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The damp tinsel tacked with hot glue and hope to the
bulkheads wafted in the scant airflow afforded by the recirculation unit. The goldish fronds clumping like some wet
animal.</div>
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It was at that point her entirely relative calm was
broken.</div>
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Judd was a typical adventuring space pirate quarterback. Why a six foot four pile of muscle and teeth
would take a job in the cramped confines of a space craft, she couldn't....well, actually, she could guess.
On his bare bicep was a passable representation of the ship complete
with the date of departure and, rather optimistically she felt, return. This was to be his great story. No doubt he had already picked out the
rocking chair from which he would recite great tales of daring do to the
hundred or so grandchildren he could already name. Juddson.
Judd Jnr Jnr. Juddette.</div>
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“Join us!” He
gestured with a foamy bottle of many-times-recycled beer.</div>
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“I’d rather not.”
She turned away to the rows of instruments – lights with every right and
reason to flash multicoloured. This,
however, did not deter him.</div>
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“Captain, I really feel like we've not hit it off like I wish
we had...”</div>
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She aimed an eyebrow at him, usually enough to send any
one of them scurrying. But not Judd, probably
thanks to numbing cheer. He merely
slumped into the worn foam sling-shaped navigator’s perch, his bulky knee
thudding against her dainty zero-g adapted joint.</div>
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“ I've got a story for you!” he enthused, his face bursting
into a sly grin.</div>
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“Ooooohhhh...” his face fell and she marginally corrected
the nosedive of her response, “...good.”
Her tone didn't rise with any hint of enthusiasm, but a lack of outright
threat seemed enough to convince Judd that his story was perhaps the greatest
idea he’d ever had. To be fair, she
thought, this could well be the case.</div>
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“There was this other Epsilon class a few years back a
mate of mine was on, came across a habited world covered in the greenest grass you've ever seen. Fruit growing
everywhere. Only two species of sentient
life on the whole planet – some sea mammals look like bright orange whales
filtering algae in the seas – and these furry little primates who harvest fruit
on the land. No biggie, right? No real trade potential – the algae wasn't bad, but eat a bowl and you end up as orange as the whales.”</div>
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Despite herself, the captain snorted – the irony of a
drink-flushed boy criticising those of unusual hue was unintentionally hilarious.</div>
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“No language, no buildings, no clothes even. They spent all year wandering around naked
eating fruit and getting fat. They sound
simple, right? But they had this weird
orb thing, some kind of computer.” He
flicked idly at a kumquat-sized glittery bauble precariously attached to the main
engine core release. “ Didn't seem to
actually do anything <i>for</i> them, but every
few days the primates came over and pressed their hand against it,” he let the
shiny ball roll against his hand, “and there’s this flash of light and...well...nothing. Tech guys figured it to be some kind of
scanner.”</div>
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She was impressed, thinking that the orb would turn out
to be a weapon and the story inevitably descend into epic, culminating in an
intergalactic battle for Truth, Honour and probably some kind of apple based
pudding.</div>
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“So, anyway, as they’re observing, winter comes by,” he
gestured around at the tinsel, as if it spoke of something as organic as a
season, “and by come by, I mean WHAM,
two days later the grass is all sparkly white and even the seas have iced
over. The whales dived deep and entered
some kind of hibernation. But top side
is where it gets interesting.”</div>
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He leaned closer, voice dropping. She could smell the stale booze on his breath
and the biological results of scant water reserves. His eyes, though, still sparkled and she
found herself unwilling to halt the story.</div>
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“When warm, the little guys were all spread out across
the land. But as soon as it got chilly,
they scurried back to the orb, clustering around it like it was some great big
heater. And the techs said that yes, it
was giving off a faint heat. Like,
maybe, a couple cups of coffee-worth!
But still, they snuggled up close to it, maybe ten thousand of ‘em. We threw up an IR filter, and sure enough,
right at the centre they were warm as an ostrich in clover,”</div>
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She blinked, but he didn't pause. Or explain.</div>
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“...and they kept moving, milling around like a mass of
electrons circling the nucleus of an atom.
But those little electrons, they started to fade.”</div>
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He flicked the sparkly decoration, sending it spiralling
around madly. Light caught and flickered
across the room. Irritated, she grabbed
at it, carefully lifted it from the bank of switches, placed it under the heel
of her boot, and with one deliberate squeeze, shattered the delicate ball.</div>
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He gulped.</div>
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“Get on with it, okay?”</div>
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“Okay,” he mumbled, suddenly much less sure of himself. “Er, the ones on the edge started to die. Just not warm enough, right? But their friends didn't stop to mourn or
bury or burn or whatever. They just kept
moving with three or four dying every hour.
Soon there was a thick wall of furry frozen bodies surrounding this
circle of little guys buzzing about. And
the more died, the less the wind got in.
But the less heat they were all producing. So it kept pretty stable. And this carried on for well over a hundred
cycles, them getting thinner and thinner and the bodies piling up.”</div>
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She almost asked why no one did anything to stop this,
but everyone knew that you couldn't interfere.
You could convince them to sign away half the wealth of their entire
planet in exchange for a plastic singing Santa (and given the distant rendition
of <i>‘Rocking Around the Christmas Tree’</i>, she could almost support that policy),
but stop a race from wiping themselves out and suddenly you weren't respecting
their cultural autonomy.</div>
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“And all the time they kept touching this orb thing. It was only by the time the numbers were way
down, less than a hundred, we realised that the flash of light changed with the
different beings. What’s more, the
shorter the flash, the closer to the edge they then went. The longer the flash, the closer to the
centre they stayed. Until finally only
two were left. And on that day, the
winter lifted. The grass was green in a
few hours. But,” suddenly the greasy
smile returned, “there was one thing the pair were left to do...”</div>
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She looked at him, could barely bring herself to say it. “Repopulate the planet?”</div>
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His face split open, emanating an horrific glee like
radiation.</div>
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“Well I thought we might just start with dinner, but OKAY!”</div>
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As he leaned towards her, she thrust an arm forward, her
nimble fingers catching his flushed nose like a prize salmon.</div>
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“All that was some kind of,” she paused, letting
sufficient bile rise to colour her words bright green, “COME ON?”</div>
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He was struck dumb, the stinging pain of his predicament
causing tears to leap to his suddenly fearful eyes.</div>
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She sighed, letting go of him abruptly so that he tumbled
from his seat and landed in a crumpled mess on the chequer plate deck.</div>
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“Christmas.” she muttered under her breath as she left
the room.</div>
Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-45568049074565166102012-09-17T11:17:00.001+01:002012-09-17T11:18:05.807+01:00Shhhh!<br />
<div id="yiv747045037">
<div>
As with most things, I'm rather behind the
times. It's been many months since most of the arguments to combat the closure of libraries in the UK have
been made. People have been impassioned. Placards have been
waved. And so it's now, after all of that, that I've decided to
blog about it.</div>
<div>
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<div>
Having said that I'm behind the times, like most
classicists, I can be surprisingly modern. I bought a digital camera
when they were still very rare (one of those <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Mavica#Digital_still_cameras_with_storage_on_3.5.22_floppy_disk" target="_blank">Sony machines which stored the data on 3.5" floppy disk</a>! When they still measured things in
imperial...), I have<a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/pi-squared.html" target="_blank"> not one, but two Raspberry Pis</a> and, if I had my
wish, a flat screen television would rise up from the foot of my bed (I
said I was modern, not that I have taste).</div>
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<div>
Why then would the disappearance of libraries matter
to me? The great meta-data cloud of the internet can provide us with,
in some cases, a lot more information than can be gleaned in a wood pulp
collection, and, what's more, in a fraction of the time. Books sold on
the internet are relatively cheap and easily found. As much as I miss
the excitement and sensual pleasure of browsing in a tiny book shop, I
don't mourn the passing of these institutions in the same way.</div>
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<div>
But that's because they weren't institutions, they
were businesses. One of the many wonderful things about a library is
that profit really should not enter into its ethos. I think that this
is one of the reasons that they have fallen foul of the twenty-first
century. 'Profit as worth' is a concept which has trampled on places like
these.</div>
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What then can we get from a non-profit space? Everything else! And do you know how I know this? Because of my dreams...</div>
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<div>
I
have nightmares every night. It's to do with my body reacting to pain.
Some nights they're not too bad, others they're awful. But they are
usually very interesting and vivid. I have many repeated themes that
would, no doubt, fascinate any budding psychotherapist. But let us
concentrate on the dream image of the library.</div>
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<div>
In my sleepy brain, a library can house almost
anything - violent struggles (blood on the crinkled spines), intrigues
(whispered conversations behind the shelves), quests (the rows and rows
of books leading on for miles and miles) and...well...best leave it
there in case I give too much away and sentence myself to a prolonged
period of incarceration and therapy.</div>
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<div>
There is a very good reason why my brain can
site so many different genres of action in one space. A library can be a
huge number of things. It is an open, public space. It does not
discriminate on lines of gender, age, ability, literacy or even taste
(you should have seen the number of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X-Files_literature#Novels" target="_blank">x-files "novels"</a> I borrowed as a
kid). People can gather for events (book readings, IT courses etc) and
there are facilities entirely apart from the bound pages (in our library
there were computers, a photocopier and spaces at which one could
work).</div>
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<div>
When I was talking to Deb about this, she very
sensibly pointed out that spaces of congregation were disappearing -
fewer people go to church and the associated meeting groups. Libraries
worked in a similar way. We as a species are bettered by being around a
wide group of individuals. We learn to tolerate and understand the
true meaning of 'diversity' outside of political spiel. It also gives
a place which you don't necessarily need to drive to. There's a reason
why there were always a good number of pensioners wafting around the
shelves. It's a cheap, warm and safe venue.</div>
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<div>
And although I'm an advocate of actually owning
books (if you buy enough of them, they act like a second layer of
insulation on the walls of your dwelling), there are many advantages to
being able to borrow them for free. I developed much of my taste for
fantasy and science-fiction literature through the dedicated shelf of my
local library. And I did this at a time when I desperately needed an
otherworld to disappear into. Escapism, though, was just one of the
gifts given to me.</div>
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<div>
I remember as a child my entire primary school class
going to the library to become members. As cultish as that sounds, it
was a rite of passage of which I heartily approve. We all got our
library card which we had to keep safe (it was made of porous cardboard
too, not some kind of indestructible plastic. If we wanted to keep
borrowing books, we had to look after that thing!). With the card we
were able to take out our first book - and we did, the entire class. I
wish I could say that I remember which book I got out. I only know that
it was a reference book and so was probably about dinosaurs.</div>
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When studying for my A-levels via distance learning,
I went to the library to study. There was absolutely no practical
reason to do this - I had all the information I needed in my course
folder and I was comfortable working in my bedroom/study. But I knew
that studying in a library was something that people did. So I
travelled to the library on my mobility scooter, set myself up at a
desk, and did my best to work for however long I could stand it (probably
an hour). I think in the handful of times I did this I read about
twenty A4 pages and wrote less than five hundred words. It was not
energy efficient. But I have that experience - sat at the shiny desk,
trying my best to concentrate in this environment that was entirely
shared. It is a memory which makes me smile.</div>
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And then there's
the issue of choice. You can walk into a library and chose any book you
want. True, you have to make it past the judging eyes of the librarian
(<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-X-Files-Kevin-J-Anderson/dp/184856077X/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1347875954&sr=8-2" target="_blank">"Ground Zero by Kevin J. Anderson AGAIN?"</a>) but if you can cope with
that, then you have the option to try everything with absolutely no
monetary risk. And so this place which you don't have to travel far to
visit gives you access to a vast geography of knowledge and taste. It
really can open up eyes to new ideas. And that's something we really
need - new ideas and greater scope. And we need that to be based in a
space which is free from the tyranny of profit based worth.</div>
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So save the libraries! If there are any left by now...</div>
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Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-55906604178241086502012-08-22T15:02:00.000+01:002012-08-22T15:02:00.972+01:00The Idiocy of Recent Statements About Rape<br />
<b><i>Just to warn you, this post discusses rape and ignorant attitudes regarding the subject.</i></b><br />
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Last week <a href="http://blobolobolob.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">Deb </a>wrote a <a href="http://blobolobolob.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/some-things-we-could-actually-do-to.html" target="_blank">rather amazing post about some of the things we can do to prevent rape</a>. It was very well received. Indeed, even her hero, <a href="http://captainawkward.com/" target="_blank">Captain Awkward</a>, retweeted and mentioned it. And so she should, as it was very important. It addressed some of the errors people make in campaigns to reduce incidents of rape whilst also pointing out the behaviours we can do our best to stamp out. <a href="http://blobolobolob.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/some-things-we-could-actually-do-to.html" target="_blank"><b>You Really Must Read It.</b></a><br />
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After having written it, however, the proverbial has most definitely hit the air circulation device. There have been several things in the news which fly in the face of Deb's advice. Obviously the people involved did not listen to me and read the post. So, I feel that I should go through and list some of the mistakes people have been making, most of which are covered by point no. 7 on Deb's list;<br />
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<b><i>Use The Word Rape to Describe Rape.</i></b><br />
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Julian Assange has been accused of a crime. It is entirely beyond me to know whether he has or hasn't committed this crime. That is what the legal system is for. However, rather than relying on the process of that system, there seems to have been another tactic used.<br />
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Denial that the act of which he's accused is rape.<br />
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Although, as I say, I don't know if he's guilty or not, I find this difficult. If I had been accused of rape, my first act would be to address my guilt rather than to quibble over what is or is not rape.<br />
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But quibble people have. Most recently <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Galloway" target="_blank">George 'Meow' Galloway</a> has waded in. He has suggested that raping a woman while she is asleep (and so unable to consent - hence rape) is 'bad manners'. Even now, having been condemned and given the chance to retract his statement, he has not.<br />
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<a href="http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/george-galloway-adds-fuel-to-fire-in-defending-wikileaks-founder-julian-assange-16200946.html#ixzz24Gnnxp9Z" target="_blank">"What occurred is not rape as most people understand it. And it's important to note that the two women involved did not initially claim it."</a><br />
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As most people understand it. Well now, this is part of the problem. Mr Galloway is not human as I understand it - if he were he would be unable to say such a thing. However, I understand that my belief of what constitutes humanity is in contradiction to what biology and, sadly, the law states. If I wanted to, I could brutally murder a spider (if I were brave enough to get close to one in the first place, that is) with no legal comeback. However, if I were to do the same thing to Mr Galloway, I would be rightly charged and convicted for the act.<br />
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If I went about expressing my view of Mr Galloway's lack of humanity enough, I might even be able to convince people to join me. Soon, with enough voices chanting, he might become sub-human in the eyes of society. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust" target="_blank">It's happened before.</a><br />
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That is the power of belief. And so we have to chant;<br />
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<b><i>Rape is rape.</i></b><br />
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It might also be worth addressing the rest of the above quote - the two women did not report it initially. Oh well then, that makes it so clear. Because every victim of rape marches straight up to the nearest police station and reports the crime. Because that's an easy thing to do when there are silly people out there muddying the waters by suggesting that what most people understand as rape is something other than what they have experienced. As Deb says, 'So often accounts of rape begin, “I wasn't raped, but this thing happened to me once where I was forced to have sex against my will...”'<br />
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People are raped and don't report it. Proper statistics seem a bit impossible to me, <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/unreported-rapes-the-silent-shame-7561636.html" target="_blank">but take this Independent article from March of this year;</a><br />
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'One in 10 women has been raped, and more than a third subjected to sexual assault, according to a major survey, which also highlights just how frightened women are of not being believed. More than 80 per cent of the 1,600 respondents said they did not report their assault to the police, while 29 per cent said they told nobody – not even a friend or family member – of their ordeal.'<br />
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So the women weren't raped because they didn't report it, George? Please.<br />
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The problem with the Assange situation is that he is a hero to many people on the left. But in their desire to protect their hero, they are making the lives of those who have been raped so much harder. They are also painting a very damaging image of sexual life.<br />
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Not that I blame this entirely on Assange and the left. You just have to read some of the dodgy articles in both men's and women's magazines to see a very dangerous image of a sex-life which is both aggressive and plain weird (read point no. 5 in Deb's post). And then there are things like the 'romantic' scenes in stories like Twilight. Stalking behaviour is somehow elevated into something sexy.<br />
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Galloway's initial interview paints a picture of a man who, when acting properly, wakes up the love of his life and says,<br />
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"'scuse me, do you mind if I put it back in again, please?'<br />
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*cringe*<br />
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I think this is where plain sense should overcome anything else. If this is your image of right and proper...then something serious is wrong.<br />
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In America, the problems with rape have been somewhat different, and yet entirely the same. No. 7 has been breached but so has all scientific (rather than just legal) reality. I would be amazed if you'd not already heard the specifics, but in brief;<br />
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Todd Akin has suggested that women suffering 'legitimate rape' are able to magically protect themselves from getting pregnant. Challenged on this he has claimed to have used either 'a wrong word' or 'wrong words' depending on which interview you read. He does not, however, specify which of those words were wrong.<br />
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Obviously the whole thing is wrong. It is scientifically, factually, morally and in all ways WRONG. As I understand it (and I am no expert in American politics) his motives for saying and, presumably, believing such a thing is that if this were the case then it would help to support his anti-abortion stance. If this were the case he can then say that only women wanting to get pregnant will get pregnant. So there's no need for abortion.<br />
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As leaps of logic go, it makes Sonic the Hedgehog's jumping abilities look like, well, mine. But as well as the logic and science flaws, we have a concept of different kinds of rape. Legitimate and illegitimate. The crime is once again something that can be question. Was it really rape? Well, you did fall pregnant, so you must have wanted it.<br />
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Well, you didn't report it straight away, so it can't be rape.<br />
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Well, you were in bed with him, so you were asking for it.<br />
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Well, you did put on the short skirt...<br />
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Well, you did go out walking in that neighbourhood...<br />
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Well, did you do everything you possibly could have done to stop him...?<br />
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It is heartbreaking seeing the look in someones eyes when they come to terms with the fact that they were raped. It is heartbreaking when someone questions what rape is, questioning what a victim has experienced. It is heartbreaking seeing what is, effectively, another violation and the change in their body language as the damage hits home.<br />
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But because of the fear that we might have to witness someone we love dealing with the aftermath of rape, because we might know someone who could have committed rape, and because, ultimately, we might have acted in such a way that we could be a rapist, we question the definition of rape and the validity of the experience of victims. That is nothing less than absolute cowardice, if not significantly more.<br />
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And by we, I mean men. Every one of the idiots involved in these things have been men. They talk with such authority and absolute arrogant certainty and don't stop for a second just to question what it is that they're saying. And the scary thing is, you get the feeling they wouldn't stop to question what they're doing either.<br />
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We need to question ourselves. Men need to look at the things we do and think and say. We need to listen to the experiences of women and understand. And when we find other men saying stupid things, we have to speak out, lest those we love and care for are hurt.<br />
Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-36041628208805026012012-08-09T11:32:00.001+01:002013-05-17T13:47:17.014+01:00Pi squaredYou know, I don't know how I managed to miss the <a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/plypi-my-raspberry-pi-computer-and.html" target="_blank">PlyPi</a> from my list of achievements. Although I listed artistic achievements, and the Raspberry Pi case was included vaguely along with that, I was trying to deal, at the time, with getting a couple of photos ready for an exhibition. But I think it's fair to say that, other than one or two <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47505254@N02/5067522996/" target="_blank">popular photos on Flickr</a>, the PlyPi is my biggest achievement in terms of public reaction.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364583950/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Open Case and Bolts by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Open Case and Bolts" height="333" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7082/7364583950_fbf70e442e.jpg" width="500" /></a>
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And today there's more! <a href="https://twitter.com/JonYeomans1" target="_blank">Jon Yoemans</a> has written a piece for <a href="http://www.zdnet.com/" target="_blank">ZDNet </a>which features, along with seven other brilliant Pi enclosures, the PlyPi. And I couldn't be more proud.<br />
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<a href="http://www.zdnet.com/raspberry-pi-cases-round-up-eight-inventive-holders-in-photos_p4-7000002343/#photo" target="_blank">So here's a link - read and enjoy.</a><br />
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And if you've not seen it already, <a href="http://venturebeat.com/2012/07/16/9-amazing-raspberry-pi-case-mods-including-one-that-looks-like-a-raspberry/" target="_blank">here's the Venture Beat article</a> which has been drawing people to my blog for a good few weeks now.<br />
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Rest assured, I have more ideas for Pi cases and, fingers crossed, I will soon have the means, time and energy (all of which are in short supply) to put some together.<br />
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Thank you to everyone who have said such kind and supportive things about my work. Being a poorly type means that so many of my achievements are small and unrecognised. This is all rather...strange. But nice.<br />
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<a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/plypi-plans.html">EDIT 2013 - PLANS NOW AVAILABLE </a>Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-21079621204010855812012-08-05T08:59:00.000+01:002012-08-05T08:59:09.887+01:005/5 Going for Gold<br />
Being traditionally British, success is a difficult concept for me. I've been bought up to believe that taking part is the most important thing and that actually lifting the gold cup is actually a bit excessive, a bit immodest, a bit OTT. We are programmed to say "Well, it's nothing really" and downplay success. It's no coincidence that Ali's "I am the greatest!" came from supple American lips, not stiff British ones.<br />
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So please accept how tricky this blog post is to write.<br />
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I have been tremendously successful recently. Even when I've not been.<br />
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Let's start with the easy stuff. Already this last week I have written about;<br />
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<li><a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/blog-15-turning-thirty.html" target="_blank">My birthday and how well it went</a> - no family rows, no trauma, no thrown birthday cake (only one dropped one, and that didn't do it much harm) and no unwanted socks. Instead I got everything I wanted and more. We all enjoyed the day in an easy and comfortable way. And I did not suffer any anxiety about entering my third decade.</li>
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<li><a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/25-equestrian-war-horse-stage-vs-screen.html" target="_blank">Although I didn't enjoy the film ever so much</a>, I was able to see the theatre production of War Horse. Although this might not seem like a tremendous achievement, it did mean travelling into London and surviving the theatre production and trip back home. It was a big day and I suffered for it. But the memories, as you could probably tell, live on in a very positive way.</li>
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<li><a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/35-olympic-rings.html" target="_blank">I am engaged</a>. Enough said.</li>
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<li><a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/olympic-interval-bouncing-back.html" target="_blank">I photographed an outdoor theatre production</a> in the dark with a 300mm zoom lens. Not many people do that kind of thing and I believe that I do it very well indeed. I can get into the rhythm of Shakespeare and use that to help guide when I press the shutter. I hope that my photos make some of the cast smile, especially given how much they make me smile.</li>
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<li><a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/45-moan-of-achilles.html" target="_blank">I am most of the way through a book which I am not enjoying</a>, but which I can not enjoy in an educated and enlightened way because of the work I've put into my education along with a natural skill with literature and narrative.</li>
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And on a similar vein;<br />
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<li>I have completed a degree in Classics and made it into London (again! And I don't even like the capital!) to graduate. Because of this I feel I have a set of knowledge I can use to rubbish incredibly successful novels. And also to enlighten and inform anyone who wishes it.</li>
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<li>I have two photos ready to go into an exhibition in a couple of weeks time.</li>
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<li>I am learning Latin and ukulele and loving both.</li>
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<li>I am producing art in various forms.</li>
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<li>I am helping people in many ways, including practical things (I helped with a Holiday Club for children by sorting out IT issues) and more airy fairy emotional stuff.</li>
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Of course, life cannot be all success. But when things go wrong, increasingly I feel that this just becomes another possibility for success.<br />
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I recently found out that my blood pressure and cholesterol were both raised. Given that, due to my health, I cannot exercise, this means that my chance of heart attack or stroke are quite significantly raised. Obviously this is a pretty bad thing, but since then I've been working hard on both diet and stress. I have cut my salt intake (which was hard, because I didn't ever overload on salt) and reduced the amount of saturated fats I'm eating. I've not had a single rasher of bacon in over three weeks now.<br />
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And the interesting thing is that success in this is not measured by the reduction in BP or cholesterol (my BP has reduced somewhat...although whether enough or not, I'll let my GP decide) but in how well I've made the change in diet. I'm not doing anything with my diet that is hurtful or upsetting. I'm still really enjoying the food we eat. That's very important to me - food is a huge element of my sensual enjoyment of life.<br />
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Likewise, I've been trying my best to relax. This one is harder and perhaps less of a success. But I've found new images to use in an attempt to meditate and reduce BP, heart rate and such.<br />
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And even when health gets in the way of something like my planned blog a day for a week, it actually allowed me to include something more. And my blogging has just extended into the weekend which is no problem at all. And this morning when I've been awake early with pain, I've been able to concentrate on writing this.<br />
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So I really do feel that I am succeeding in life. I don't believe that I am the greatest, but I'm beginning to feel that I'm getting close to being the best I could possibly be, and what's more, I'm accepting of the things that limit how much I can achieve. <br />
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Of course, I'm not always this enlightened. I still get frustrated and angry. I still sometimes forget my successes and dwell on the things that I wish I <i>were </i>doing. But on the whole I feel...comfortable.<br />
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And the good thing about seeing all this success is how excited that makes me feel about the future. Because if I'm succeeding now, then there's no reason why that shouldn't continue into the future.<br />
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The future's bright - the future's gold.<br />Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-27563328181578281982012-08-04T17:10:00.003+01:002012-08-05T09:02:26.439+01:004/5 - Moan of Achilles<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Song-Achilles-Madeline-Miller/dp/1408821982/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1344095873&sr=8-1" target="_blank">Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller</a> - Review<br />
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I'm part of a book group on facebook, although honestly I'm rather behind; in part because I've been doing other things (not to mention reading other things) and in part because...well...we'll get to that in a minute.<br />
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The group decided to read Song of Achilles mainly, I think, because of its recent win of the <a href="http://www.orangeprize.co.uk/" target="_blank">Orange Prize for Fiction</a>. I was very pleased with the choice because of the subject matter - an interpretation of the relationship of Achilles and Patroclus: heroes of the Trojan War. And when the book arrived, I was even more excited - in the <i>extensive </i>list of recommendations and panegyrics were ones from both <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Tartt" target="_blank">Donna Tartt</a> and <a href="http://www.bettanyhughes.co.uk/" target="_blank">Bettany Hughes</a> *swoon*.<br />
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Now I must make it clear that I'm yet to finish the book. We're about a hundred pages from the end. But those hundred pages are beginning to look like the last twenty meters of a particularly long and hot walk over burning coals.<br />
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We are not enjoying the book. Well, that's not entirely true - we've enjoyed laughing at a few bits. But thus far there are some <i>major </i>problems.<br />
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Firstly, and perhaps most importantly, the editing doesn't seem right. There is a lot of repetition. At first I thought this might be a stylistic thing - attempting to mirror the repetition you get in traditional oral storytelling (of which the Iliad is a major example). However, in the first couple of chapters there were three separate references to Patroclus' thumbs. I half wondered if I'd forgotten something important about this particular body part, but it just seems to be some little fetishistic detail that got left in. Again, it makes sense that Achilles' feet are referred to on multiple occasions; he is, after all, swift footed Achilles. But does there have to be <i>so </i>many? And why do we have to read at least twice each chapter what he smells like?<br />
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And the smells, in general, are a bit funny. It's like someone told the author that the key to writing is to describe what you see, hear and smell and if you do that you can't go wrong. But, well, firstly that's not true. And secondly, there's something odd about the smells. It's like they live in a Greece that's at least two thirds Boots perfume counter. Nothing ever smells bad, but it does often smell exactly the same over and over.<br />
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From my perspective, however, the most upsetting thing is the damage done to the story. From the reviews I've read, people have been very impressed and moved by the story. But the story is not hers. And she really has hurt it in key ways.<br />
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Firstly, and most scarily, Patroclus is made as un-manly as possible. Soldiering? Not for our Patroclus - he can't fight. Apart from in the last few pages where he's suddenly survived years and years of hand to hand combat without a scratch. Being part of a homosexual couple, it would seem that Patroclus isn't allowed to be 'masculine'. Achilles, meanwhile, becomes a serene photo of a character. He's a poster on a teenager's bedroom wall, with much the same level of animation and spirit. Diomedes is unrecognisable. Odysseus is perhaps the most correct in translation, but the way that his story-telling dialogue is written is completely obtuse to anyone without knowledge of the myths and just not correct.<br />
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Not that any of the dialogue is correct. Honestly, it is entirely flat. And reading it out loud to each other (as we have been) really proves that point.<br />
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The result is a story that, thus far, has read like poor slash fan-fic. The Iliad has been ravished and the characters rewritten to suit the fantasies of the author. She inhabits Patroclus, allowing her to fondle Achilles who remains as 2D as the paper he's printed on. And the worst part of the slash fan-fic style is that it ruins the *proper* relationship. Ancient sexuality is not modern sexuality. The early scenes in the palace are absolutely devoid of other homosexual relationships even though it's a veritable den of heterosexual iniquity. It's as if Achilles and Patroclus are, not only 'the only gays in the village', but also the only gays in Greece.<br />
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This is pretty inexcusable. It changes the relationships as much as the truly disturbing <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332452/" target="_blank">Troy</a> solution - "Woah, we can't have two men kissing in an action film. So how are we going to make sure that doesn't happen? I know! Let's make them cousins!"<br />
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It also makes the elements of heterosexual sex feel extremely weird. And it would seem that there's more of that to come.<br />
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There are other modern moralities that really mess with the meaning of the story. Patroclus and Achilles 'saving' women from a life of rape and slavery is a prime example. I can understand why you'd do that...but it's an ancient story. Your main character is a sulky brute who brings about the doom of his comrades because he's upset about a slave girl being taken <i>because that reflects badly on his status </i>not because of some kind of humanitarianism. He's not compatible with the modern idea of hero. But either you need to accept that and move on, or at least rewrite him properly.<br />
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The Iliad is a story about the universality of war and the experience of death. It is also, in the wise words of Dr Nick Lowe, a book that tells you all you need to know about men. All of this is gone. The fighting is, thus far, the most competently written part of the book. But it is neither interesting nor meaningful. The motives of the characters are lost. How can Achilles be sulky about a wound to his pride when, presumably, he'll be upset because a woman who is treated as free and meaningful is stolen? How can his great decision (fame or life) be understood as the foundation of his entire existence when it's replaced with some third rate romantic obligation?<br />
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Why on earth did it win the Orange Prize? Deb feels that it's down to the Classical themes combined with a study of a homosexual relationship. I don't know. I'm just horrified. I just hope that people go on from The Song of Achilles to actually read the Iliad and realise what the true meaning of war and love is.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-20165232509035240022012-08-04T16:52:00.001+01:002012-08-05T09:01:57.258+01:00Olympic Interval - Bouncing Back (Including a review of As You Like It by Abbey Shakespeare)This is written in part to honour the wonderful athletes who we've just been watching during the Women's Trampoline. Great stuff.<br />
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As has happened to so many Olympians, my efforts, though driven and deliberate, floundered. I'd hoped to post on my blog once a day for a week. But really that was rather silly given what a week it's been. On the plus side, I now get to write an additional post explaining my absense, and then I'll follow on with my planned subjects.<br />
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So, Wednesday. Each year I take photos for the <a href="http://abbeyshakespeare.co.uk/" target="_blank">Abbey Shakespeare play</a> at <a href="http://www.castlewales.com/dogmaels.html" target="_blank">St Dogmaels Abbey</a>. I'd hoped in the morning to get on and write Thursday's post, but alas I just didn't have the time. Instead, I was trying my best to look after Deborah who was very poorly. I wasn't feeling too good myself - a muscle in my leg was spasming for 14 hours straight.<br />
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So in the end Deb had to stay back in the van (with her cold weather gear consisting of Russian-style hat, tights, leggings, fleece jacket and sleeping bag) and I went off to the play. This year was <a href="http://www.longferry.co.uk/abbeyshakespeare/current.html" target="_blank">As You Like It</a>, a rather distinct change of mood from last year's <a href="http://www.longferry.co.uk/abbeyshakespeare/KingLear.html" target="_blank">King Lear</a>. And excitingly the play was the directorial debut of one of the long term cast. He did a great job and I hope he's really proud of the result.<br />
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I tried a new tactic this year with photos - raising both the shutter speed and ISO. I'm still getting used to how well the 7D deals with ISO noise so it took a great deal of trust. Also new this year was my fantastic monopod. I've used monopods in the past, but only the very cheapest ebay sells. This year I treated myself to a <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Manfrotto-680B-Section-Monopod-Black/dp/B000A2JU7W/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1344094704&sr=8-3" target="_blank">Manfrotto 680B</a> with a <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Manfrotto-494RC2-Ball-Friction-Control/dp/B002N5CV8Y/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1344094704&sr=8-13" target="_blank">494RC2 ball head</a> and the beast was more solid than any tripod I've ever had, let alone a monopod. I'd read some reviews which mentioned people using it as a walking stick at the same time as a camera support and that seemed entirely appropriate for my needs. It might make taking photos around the garden a bit more straight forward.<br />
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As for the play: it really was superb. There was such a lot of humour packed in. The rather eclectic modern setting was perfect and little touches (use of mobile phones and modern american wrestling) really raised it. There were times it was hard to keep the camera steady from laughing. The wrestling bout itself was very brave.<br />
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There were some great comedy performances from the supporting characters.<br />
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The leading actors were absolutely faultless. And, of course, highly photogenic.<br />
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And who can object to a happy ending?<br />
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It took a day to edit the images and another day to get them all uploaded. It has also taken a few days to get over the pain. Hence the lack of blog posts. But it was very much worth it. I do hope that the rest of the run went well for the cast and crew. The rain kept off for the entire evening on the Wednesday, but I'm not sure if that will have been the case for all the nights. I also hope that they're pleased with the photos. I would think as an actor, your memories of the performance might be strong but limited to your parts (not to mention your perspective). Hopefully my perspective will make their memories stronger and more complete.<br />
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So now on with the next blog post...Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-18059793553333130842012-08-01T12:02:00.000+01:002012-08-05T09:00:51.354+01:003/5 - Olympic Rings<br />
Yesterday I was writing mainly about something that happened two years ago. Today I'll write about something that happened two weeks ago.<br />
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You wouldn't believe it given the soaking we've had this morning, but for the last few weeks the Welsh skies have been relatively free of rain clouds. The ground, though, has retained the consistency of slightly thickened ocean, having been pelted for the last few months. But this also means that the surroundings are green and lush and full of life.<br />
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We drove down the coast road for fish and chips. The particular chip shop has recently been visited by royalty, and so they should - the food they produce is absolutely outstanding. It's always a really special occassion eating their food, particularly as we tend to wolf it down whilst looking out over the sea. There's a circular unity of smells and tastes. It is perfect and infinite. And that's just the portion sizing.<br />
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This time was a little different though, as I had with me a ring.<br />
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Deb loves silver and her favourite colours tend to be on the blue spectrum. So I'd chosen a ring inspired by the Welsh coast line. Set in it (because we don't much like the ethics surrounding diamonds...not that other precious stones are necessarily that ethical, but you know what I mean...) was a deep blue sapphire. It was, of course, too big and will need to be resized. But she accepted it nonetheless. She then gave me a silver band into which the skeleton of a leaf has been pressed. It was, of course, the perfect size and I'm wearing it as I type.<br />
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So we got engaged overlooking the pewter sea.<br />
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It's a funny feeling, really. It's not a massive change, but it was a massive emotional event and that was quite challenging. I was rather poorly for a few days...in fact, I'm not that sure I've entirely recovered. And there is also the added pressure of planning a wedding.<br />
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However, and I wonder to myself if, in fact, all couples think this way, but even so I reckon that we might be right - I think we will have the best wedding ever. We are limited by our health, but already we've got the bare bones of a day planned out that will be calm, relaxed, joyful and easy. There will be no pressure for perfection. It will not be expensive and we've decided one of the fun bits of the process will be making our own rings.<br />
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The day will be, I hope, about the equality and universality of love. It will be small and wonderful.<br />
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When I studied Classics I was particularly interested in narrative. One of the traditional ways of telling stories is to mirror the structure of the beginning in the end. This, appropriately enough, is called Ring Composition. And so, in my attempt to be traditional, I should point out that I'm already gunning for a wedding dinner of fish and chips.<br />
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Two years before my thirtieth birthday I had decided that I wanted to see a <a href="http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/shows/war-horse-at-the-new-london-theatre" target="_blank">theatre production in London called War Horse</a>. There had been an article on the national news and a documentary. I was very interested even without the publicity, but seeing the images of massive, life-sized horse puppets on stage really caught my imagination.<br />
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I'm not a horsey person. The few times as a child I was taken on a donkey ride, I always felt for the poor beast carrying me. But I do adore to see horses moving on their own. They are something wild and free, if you like the cliche. The ancient poetry I love equates horses with dangerous sexuality. Of course, this makes perfect sense if you feel a wife needs to be broken in the same way you might a horse. But I think it's more than that. Horses are other. They are alien in the same way that, say, a dolphin is. But in an accessible way that almost allows you a glimpse of another kind of life.<br />
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So, although not horsey, I do have a great love for the equine form. Puppetry, also, is something I admire. I feel much the same about animation. Creating a world with a set of tools which otherwise would be inanimate and cold. It's magic, and so it makes sense that people would try to catagorise it as something for children. Because the world can be cruel and stupid some times.<br />
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Finally, like many people my age going through the UK education system, I've been fed a steady diet of WWI since I was little. The first assembly I remember in secondary school was taken by Mr Wilson, who banged a wooden blackboard rubber on a desk next to the microphone every second for a minute and then said 'That's a little like what it was like being in a bombardment.' Good old Mr Wilson.<br />
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By the time I was fourteen I had a WWI poetry book complete with a photo of a dead (American I believe, but I can't remember the uniform off hand) soldier who, lying in the trench, had had any exposed flesh removed by rats. So a nice plump corpse with a completely skeletal head. I read Birdsong (how I hate that book), the Regeneration trilogy (*so* much better) and as much poetry as I possibly could and the result was top marks in those sections in both GCSE and A-Level.<br />
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So while many people feel a great distance between their life and the Great Wars of history, I feel closer to them than I do, say, the Beatles.<br />
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So then, War Horse is a play about the plight of horses (and a particular horse and his boy) during the First World War. Puppetry is used to bring both nature and the horror of human creation onto the stage. The stage itself is circular and set up so that it can rotate. Surrounding the stage are slashes of white like huge torn strips of paper. The backgrounds (pencil drawings making them look like pages from a sketchbook) are projected onto these. The main horse puppets (there are more than one) are handled by a team of puppeteers. They wear black and, through some kind of psychological magic of the brain, they dissapear into the background. No, that takes away from their work - it is <i>their </i>magic. They mirror the movements of the horse, provide the horse's voice, they become the anima of the horse...its aura...its soul.<br />
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1568911/" target="_blank">The film</a> is a live action piece using real horses (and not such a little CGI) to tell roughly the same story. However, there are some interesting alterations and additions to the narrative which were shocking to someone so wedded to the theatre production. However, familiarity and love are not souly to blame for my distaste. I believe they damage the story.<br />
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Firstly, and perhaps most importantly, the film has no blood or torn limbs. There are no Saving Private Ryan flashes of gore. The skeletal face forever associated in my soul with WWI never stares, eyeless, into the audience. Of course, the theatre production never shows blood and gore either. That'd be pretty difficult. But using puppets they were able to provide us with horror by the bucket load. So for example, there is a kindly captain who rides our horsey hero. In the film his presumed death happens in cut away. It's an interesting shot, but because we have no solid evidence for his demise, it feels somewhat lacking emotionally. His death on stage, however, happens in slow motion agony, caught by a puppet shell. Now the puppet shell I wasn't 100% convinced by. But even so, it was better to see the men torn from their horses in the charge. We felt their death.<br />
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One of the most upsetting things I have ever seen was the horses pulling artilery on the stage. There was no way this could be done with real horses, or even CGI ones. The horrific, ghost grey skeletal wrecks pulling the gun carriage and dying on stage were so important to the story. You needed to see the real fate of these once fine beasts in order to understand the message of the narrative.<br />
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The eventual fate of both boy and horse are also both reduced and "enhanced". So, if I've convinced you to watch the stage version, or you care about watching the film, you must stop reading now.<br />
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The mad flight of Joey the horse through the WWI battlefield is a CGI flop. It loses a true sense of physics, and his eventual barbed-wire fate is far too over the top (to excuse the WWI pun). The stage version is relatively slow and confined and so the wrapping of wire around the puppet and the noise...oh the noise. The sheer truth. And a boy blinded by gas...well, that's nothing to do with puppetry. I was angry by how they handled that in the film. It diminished the suffering of soldiers. The reunion of horse and boy is a thing of blood, snot, tears and choking. Anything less destroys the ending.<br />
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Speaking of which, the weird extension to the ending didn't make the film any better. I felt they thought it needed that to show that everything would now be well. Other examples of defference to an audience who might want easy answers - the elevation of the father from town drunk to 'gimpy' (oh the horror of that script) war veteran was very annoying. It is an example of film narrative which cannot abide having less than positive people who aren't out and out villains. On the stage, he does the wrong thing, people pay for that and they move on. Such is life.<br />
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I think the horrors of war were pushed on the audience with the new (from the stage version - I should admit that I've not yet read the book) section involving the AWOL German children and their execution. This felt like an invented section to allow us to feel hatred for the German soldiers. Of course, we feel, the Brits would never do such a thing. I mean, we even saw them stopping a child from signing up to war, when the Germans let any old (or not so old) child join up. I really liked the inclusion in the stage play of the older German soldier who handles the horses. His section really felt equal to the rest of the narrative. It spoke of universals. In the film, he's a bumbler who is very quickly dragged away, never to be seen again.<br />
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Also, what was up with the 'I'm so ill but with absolutely no physical sign of it and might die at any time' girl? And the horse jumping over the tank?? Ugh, I should stop now. But I probably won't.<br />
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So, there were problems with the narrative and with the use of live action horses. What should they have done, presuming that they not just film the stage production (which I'd love to see, but which I'm also sure would lose a little something, with the audience not feeling the pounding of the horses on stage)? I believe that animation would have given them options. The story needs the use of abstract imagery in order to properly tell it. You need to be able to see people thrown from horses and dying without necessarily seeing them splintered and bloody. You need to be able to see horses mangled and dying. You need to limit the sheer scope of the front so that you can take in even a fraction of the true horror.<br />
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Also, you need the humour which was almost completely removed (I say almost - I really liked the conversation about a hat). Humour is life. No matter how awful a situation, people still find things to laugh at. Even if it's just my grammar.<br />
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And there's one more very important point. I know that the soundtrack of the film was praised, but I felt that the work <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tams" target="_blank">John Tams</a> put into the stage soundtrack was immense. The folk songs (and war songs) bought life to the people and the situation.<br />
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The stage production managed all the elements of the story and the truth about war in such a way that it was entirely accessible to everyone. Humour, music, horror, beauty, truth and hope. All the things that make up life perfectly balanced. A child could see it, the Queen <i>did </i>see it, anyone can understand and empathise and grow. The only ways I felt the film tried to make itself universal was to manage the blood and cursing. That feels at best inauthentic and, at worst, manipulative entirely for the ultimate return of box-office gains.<br />
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I really will stop now. The film's not necessarily a bad thing. People spoke about the tears they shed feeling forced. I didn't cry, but the times when I felt close were not because of the film, but because of the memories of the theatre production which, two years on, are still fresh and bright and living. And I suspect they always will be.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-16768895763496553982012-07-30T09:28:00.000+01:002012-07-30T09:28:54.024+01:00Blog 1/5 - Turning ThirtyIt was my thirtieth birthday in May. The day fell on a Sunday, so food wise it was an easy decision - roast lunch! But aside from that, it was a very quiet occasion. My parents had just come back from Wales, we were aware that very soon my uncle would be going into hospital (which turned into a real nightmare) and I don't think that any of us really felt up to making much of a song or dance about it.<br />
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But anyone who knows me knows that musical-type behavior doesn't really suit me, so we had a great time!<br />
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Deb made the cake. I dropped it. It didn't make much of a difference, really.<br />
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I didn't feel much fear about turning thirty. I know it's quite traditional to start fretting about the state of your life in general and your internal organs in particular. But on the whole (not withstanding a little glum thoughts about wasted time...but only for a minute or two) it was very happy and felt much like, well, not quite a start, but definitely a strong footfall in a recently begun sprint. I almost wrote 'sprint to the finish', but that sounds rather fatalistic. Perhaps it should be an early footfall in a long and interesting ramble.<br />
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So really, that's it. I can't write much more, which seems a shame when this is the start of my Olympian five post week. But it was really that simple. And that happy.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-28560247023485789782012-07-30T09:16:00.002+01:002012-07-30T09:16:28.647+01:00Olympic Effort - five posts in one week<br />
Life, as always, has a habit of getting in the way of things. Such has it been with my blog. It's been a hectic few months. I have a lot to write about. And so, risking legal action from the LOGOC, I decided to write an Olympian five blog posts over the next few days. I'm definitely going for gold. I will certainly break boundaries. Legacy is everything.<br />
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My first blog post will take us back to May and my thirtieth birthday. For a good few years I've tried to mark the passing of each birthday with something or other, and it seems strange that on my thirtieth it get so overlooked.<br />
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The second will focus on an analysis of War Horse - Film vs Theatre. We recently had the chance to catch the DVD and, being such a huge fan of the theatre production, I was bound to have a strong response.<br />
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Third will tackle some big news.<br />
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Fourth will be another review of sorts - a partial review (as we've not yet finished reading it) of Song of Achilles, winner of the Orange Book Prize.<br />
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Fifth will round things up with the theme of "success" (or, in some cases, the lack thereof).<br />
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I'll have great fun writing them all. I hope you enjoy reading them!<br />Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-66140157563541006492012-06-12T09:04:00.001+01:002013-05-17T13:48:31.784+01:00The PlyPi - my Raspberry Pi computer and handmade caseMay I introduce you all to the new addition to our family?<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364569694/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Happy Families by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Happy Families" height="500" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7235/7364569694_4a26d1d20d.jpg" width="333" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">Pi and Owner together with a free T-shirt...got to love a free T-shirt!</span></div>
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So small, and yet so full of potential. Certainly doesn't come with any instruction manual but there's plenty of opinion floating about online (and in forums a lot less scary than Mumsnet). This is my baby. And I'm already so so proud.<br />
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<a href="http://www.raspberrypi.org/" target="_blank">The Raspberry Pi</a>, to those of you not in the know, is a tiny piece of British computing. It comes in at £25 for this, the top spec Model B. For your hard earned <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pony" target="_blank">Pony</a>, you get a 700mhz processor, 256mb of RAM, two USB ports and an Ethernet port. It uses HDMI for digital video output and is powered by a 5v Micro USB mobile phone charger. The OS and any programmes/files you create are stored on a single SD card.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364585564/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Board by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Board" height="333" src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5080/7364585564_a21b95926b.jpg" width="500" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">The Raspberry Pi Board</span></div>
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The idea behind this little slice of genius is to encourage people back to the magic of true computing, rather than sucking at the consumerist teet of all things easy. Children in schools, it's hoped, will all be able to own one. And just as kids will customise pads of paper and books with stickers and messy ballpoint pens, so they will customise their Pis. In so doing, they will learn about the beating heart of what makes our world work.<br />
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Of course, it's not all about kids. Already I've seen a dozen projects of great originality and fun. A low powered machine running Linux can do *so* much it's mind-blowing. My own dreams are much less grand.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364573024/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Pins by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Pins" height="333" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7093/7364573024_55e348dc0f.jpg" width="500" /></a><br />
<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">The Pi comes with plenty of pins so that clever people can take over the world</span></div>
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First and foremost I wanted to have a computer I could really play with. It's all well and good experimenting with your every day computer, but the fact is that if you do something wrong you risk not having access to email, losing important files etc. This way, if the very worst happens, I can just wipe the SD card and start again from fresh. Also, being a Linux OS (currently Debian Squeeze) I get to have the fun of playing with the command line. I like the command line. It feels polite. Most of the time we prod at buttons, lacking the courtesy to ask nicely for what we want. Command line is please and thank you. And what's more, you're able to do pretty much everything from one place rather than having to trawl through the desktop menus to find the one thing you want.<br />
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I'm tweeting from my pi which is now sitting in it's nearly complete case.It's looking fab<br />
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">One of the first things I learnt to do was to tweet from the command line using Twidge</span></div>
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Secondly I liked the idea of simple, low power consumption computing for things like word processing. I've installed Abi Word and, with my Filco keyboard hooked up, I can't think of a more appropriate word processing machine. Forget wifi internet access - unless I go to the trouble of plugging in the ethernet cable, I'm without the net. And anyway, if I start trying to do both at the same time, things will slow down. So it makes sense to be disciplined and single minded in your writing.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7179354559/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Ethernet/USB) by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Ethernet/USB)" height="333" src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5195/7179354559_31781edf43.jpg" width="500" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">Looking straight on at the Ethernet port (which was heavily recessed) and the USB ports</span></div>
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Thirdly, I've been wanting to scratch build a computer enclosure for a very long time. I'd dreamt of doing something with mini-itx as I didn't care about great power and wanted the finished item to be small. Small? Mini-itx is massive in comparison to this thing! Just take a look of it in comparison to my HTC Desire.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364588132/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case vs HTC Desire by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case vs HTC Desire" height="333" src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5159/7364588132_57b6387739.jpg" width="500" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">Size comparison between finished PlyPi and HTC Desire Smartphone</span></div>
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So here we have it - 3mm plywood layers cut carefully on my rusting, aged scroll saw. Honestly, it shook so much I expected it to fall apart. I will hopefully upgrade the machine at some point which would make the whole thing easier (poor cutting depth meant I could only cut one layer at a time). The eight layers were split 3/5 and glued to form the top and bottom. I 'temporarily' glued the two layers together with Tesco own brand pritt stick, only to find afterwards that it was the strongest glue in the world! With the case in one block I was able to sand it down to even up my poor cutting and, after drilling the four bolt holes, finish to 400grit. It was then (eventually) split into the two halves and coated with sanding sealer and wax to keep it looking as natural as possible. In the original design I'd been thinking about a flower press and had intended to use wing nuts on top. However when I fitted some temporary (too short at 25mm) machine screws, I was rather taken with the look. So the case was finished with 30mm M4 stainless button head bolts with stainless washers and dome head bolts (which then acted as feet). It's easy to undo the dome heads with your fingers and then gain access to the Pi.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364589130/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Audio/Analogue Video/Dome Nut) by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Audio/Analogue Video/Dome Nut)" height="160" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7084/7364589130_9b5306321d_m.jpg" width="240" /></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7179353813/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Ethernet/USB/Bolt) by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Ethernet/USB/Bolt)" height="160" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7103/7179353813_3229ce8f23_m.jpg" width="240" /></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7364583950/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Open Case and Bolts by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Open Case and Bolts" height="160" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7082/7364583950_fbf70e442e_m.jpg" width="240" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">Close-ups of nuts and bolts and an image showing the split PlyPi and fixings</span></div>
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I had thought about leaving a hole to view the LEDs, but as my initial use will be less experimental (globally speaking - it's pretty experimental to me!) I don't see this as a great problem.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7179359077/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - LEDs by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - LEDs" height="333" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7225/7179359077_250170373f.jpg" width="500" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">Close-up of the LEDs which have been left covered - design flaw? Or sacrifice to aesthetic perfection?</span></div>
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As it is, I like the simplicity. Frankly I think it's prettier than anything Apple could do.<br />
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spw82/7179361875/" title="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Audio/Analogue Video) by spw82, on Flickr"><img alt="Raspberry Pi - PlyPi - Case (Audio/Analogue Video)" height="333" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7073/7179361875_b10a24a172.jpg" width="500" /></a>
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: x-small;">Isn't it lovely?</span></div>
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So there you have it. I've already learnt all manner of exciting things and there's so much more to come! <br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/plypi-plans.html">EDIT 2013 - PLANS NOW AVAILABLE</a> </span></span>Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-65772054492347082602012-05-14T08:43:00.001+01:002012-05-14T09:27:45.356+01:00Wrong Wrong Wrong<br />
Far better and more politically astute bloggers will write (and have already written) about the silliness in government arguments surrounding reform of the DLA (Disability Living Allowance) benefit. However, having woken up to yet another repetition of the silliness, I thought I better write down why the arguments are wrong, even if reform is important.<br />
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There are several points I'd like to answer <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18054734" target="_blank">in this BBC article</a> as briefly and clearly as I can (thereby proving why I could never have a career in politics)<br />
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<i>"Mr Duncan Smith said the number of people claiming it had risen by 30% in recent years."</i><br />
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In recent years: don't you just love when a statistic is varified like that? What are recent years? Ask a ten year old and ask an eighty year old and the difference will be very great indeed. And so, I will qualify my next statistic. <a href="http://www.rac.co.uk/news-advice/motoring-news/post/2011/4/record-34m-vehicles-on-uks-roads/" target="_blank">Between 1994 and 2011 there was a 34% increase in the number of cars on the road.</a> Now obviously we're all aware of this (apart from the ten year olds) and it's no big shock. But if you say it about people who live lives which are often unseen by many, who you're insinuating are taking money unfairly, it's a shocking thing. Mr Duncan Smith might further qualify by saying...<br />
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<i>"It's been rising well ahead of any other gauge you might make about illness, sickness, disability or for that matter, general trends in society."</i><br />
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...but I don't believe him. I mean, the general trend is less than the increase in cars on the road. There are more people surviving dangerous illness and injury. There is better care for people with mental health problems (even if it's still woeful). Disabled children are kept alive longer. And, of course, of the 34% increase in cars, there are now plenty made in such a way that you're less likely to die in an accident. And how many of those 34% collide with pedestrians? Nice soft bouncy bonnets can only do so much.<br />
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To suggest that there's something sinister in the increased numbers of DLA claimants is just weird. I mean, between 2009 and 2011 there was a 100% increase in Prime Ministers who claimed DLA for a child.<br />
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So what does Mr Duncan Smith claim is the reason for the increase?<br />
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<i>"A lot of that is down to the way the benefit was structured so that it was very loosely defined..."</i><br />
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If something is loosely defined to begin with, why would the number of successful applicants suddenly increase later on? The only thing I can imagine is that 1.) he's suggesting that people have somehow worked out loopholes that allow them the benefit, or that 2.) we've developed disabilities in such a way as to fit the criteria, tricksy little things that we are. This is so silly and strange I really can't work out how to argue against it other than saying it's wrong.<br />
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<i>"Second thing was that in the assessment, lots of people weren't actually seen. They didn't get a health check or anything like that."</i><br />
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This really annoys me. Every single flipping form I've filled in, I've had to go through paper-work / google in order to find out my GP surgery address. I have to do this so that the people in the benefits office can contact my GP and ask if I'm lying. Surely, rather than go to the cost (and it's cost we're arguing against) of sending someone to assess me (and let's not even get on to whether that person's qualified or even rewarded for failing you) it'd make more sense to trust a qualified doctor who knows at least a little about my life?<br />
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Also, there are some conditions which are quite 'obvious'. If one of the 34% extra cars were to have had the exhaust fall off and you rang up the garage to tell them and they said 'yes, well, you're hardly qualified to say if the exhaust has fallen off and whether this actually necessitates a repair...' you'd be pretty upset.<br />
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Of course, condition is not impairment and we should remember this before we get too angry - there is a reason the form goes beyond diagnosis. MS is a good example of a condition which can be highly variable. But surely the need for greater face-to-face assessment is minimal if we remember that all forms sent back should have doctors details.<br />
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<i>"Third problem was lifetime awards. Something like 70% had lifetime awards, [which] meant that once they got it you never looked at them again. They were just allowed to fester."</i><br />
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I love the use of the word 'fester'. The gorgeous writer of <a href="http://blobolobolob.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">Diary of a Goldfish</a>, creator of all things magical and light of my life, has a pregnant sister. Very soon this will make me an uncle. Yes - I too could be Uncle Fester.<br />
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DLA is about not letting people fester. It's about giving them the ability to pay for the expensive needs of their disability and so allow them to live as normal and equal a life as possible (allowing them to, say, pay for someone to take them out rather than just festering at home...).<br />
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Do I really have to point out the major weakness to this? Do I really? Does anyone fail to see the really <i>really <b>really </b></i>silly really <i>really <b>really </b></i>wrong <i>wrong <b>wrong </b></i>thing here?<br />
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Disability can result from conditions and injuries which are permanent.<br />
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At school I had a friend called Nigel. He had a condition which has, by now, killed him. There was no way he would recover. No way his care requirements would get less. To burden his family with reapplying for benefits for a condition which eventually killed their son would be cruel.<br />
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There are people with mental impairments which will never go away and they will always need help. There are degenerative nerve conditions, bone and joint problems, mental conditions, cancers and tumours and lions and tigers and bears. There are so many awful things which DO NOT GO AWAY.<br />
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If another one of those 34% extra cars were to have its engine blow up in such a way that the entire front end was mangled beyond repair and, every few years you had to contact the DVLA to confirm it was still un-drivable, you'd get pretty fed-up. And then, if you thought about the time and money it takes to administer that check, you'd be horrified.<br />
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So that's it really. Most people agree that Disability Benefits need to be reformed. There's wasted time and money in administration, disabled people are put in positions of fear and dependence, and it's all talked about as if it's a charity rather than a part of NATIONAL INSURANCE. Those things should change.<br />
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Which brings me to my final point. If one of those 34% extra cars was damaged by an accident and you'd paid your insurance premiums, would you be happy if someone then started droaning on about the high number of insurance claims and how much this was costing them, and how they were going to cut the number of people to whom they pay out?Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-47832636962178450642012-05-01T00:09:00.001+01:002012-05-01T01:08:49.211+01:00Blogging Against Disablism Day 2012 - Clippity Cloppity Goat and the Troll<a href="http://tinyurl.com/BADD2012" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Blogging Against Disablism Day, May 1st 2012" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpnWC9G0D_6MMC8qOLSvlS3RIs1otdkckdpPHSTVwTKnqUwvV9O1bOwZ4IP9Fi9cQnS5wwzzqGDGEk_PYxdJKKUrWR7O7gnFnLAXszTyd-7q7db8wnTQyBQOti243_4ziLq4eu5fEaP3s/s320/bad01.gif" title="Blogging Against Disablism Day, May 1st 2012" /></a>
For an audio version, either stream using the player below, or <a href="http://archive.org/download/Badd2012-Fairytale/Clippity.mp3" target="_blank">click here for the MP3 file</a>.<br />
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Clippity-Cloppity Goat and the Troll under the Bridge.<br />
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Clippity-Cloppity Goat was a young kid, and like young kids everywhere he was easily bored. He liked going out and about, hoping he might find something exciting and different. But given that he lived in a field, this was pretty difficult. After all, one patch of grass looks much like the rest. So one afternoon, with the sun high in the sky, Clippity Cloppity Goat let loose the gate and scampered out along the path.<br />
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He felt excited and free. The sensation was intoxicating and he laughed. He splashed in puddles, bleated at the goats he saw in other fields and butted trees to show them who's boss (and got a bit of a headache as a result). But, being a young kid, he soon began to get bored. And that's when he saw the bridge.<br />
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It wasn't a particularly special bridge. The road above was paved and rutted. But underneath in the dark, mingled with the burbling noise of the little river the bridge forded, Clippity Cloppity Goat could hear a deathly growl.<br />
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Now, it's fair to say that the goat was at least a little nervous. What could possibly be there? He'd heard all manner of stories about the weird creatures that lurk in the dark, never going out anywhere. He'd heard that they were aggressive and hateful and were part of the reason that all the fields around here weren't as green as they used to be. Wanting to be a big ram, Clippity decided he'd make a point and have a laugh at the same time.<br />
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So Clippity Cloppity lived up to his name. He strutted up to the bridge and Clippity Cloppity-ed his way over top, stamping as hard as he could on the cobbles, whilst shouting in his loudest voice;<br />
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Trolls who live under bridges smell<br />
They spend our hard earned cash<br />
Claiming not to be very well<br />
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Trolls who live under bridges are bad<br />
They never go to parties<br />
And they never look glad<br />
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Trolls who live under bridges deserve to die<br />
They're a waste of space and air<br />
And everything they say's a lie<br />
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Of course, as with all people who show off, Clippity Cloppity hadn't actually been paying attention to what he'd been doing. Somewhere around Verse Two he'd climbed up onto the edge of the bridge and, still stamping, had managed to dislodge one of the stones. With the final line he gave a great stamp, which echoed. But as the echo died, the noise was replaced with a scraping and the great block upon which Clippity was stood gave way and the young goat was thrown down into the cold water below!<br />
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He scrambled about in the river, choking and crying in fear. You see, he'd grown up in a field all his life and he'd never had anything to do with water deeper than a puddle. He couldn't swim! He shouted out for help, not really expecting any reply, but he was desperate! What could possibly save him?<br />
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It was then he heard it. The growling noise had stopped, and in its place there was a calm and gentle voice talking to him.<br />
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"Relax little one." said the Troll, his voice deep and tired-sounding, "I know this river well - I've watched it every day for years - and you've fallen on the shallowest part. If you relax and put your hooves down, you should be able to stand on the bottom."<br />
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Clippity Cloppity, gasping and thrashing, was almost too scared to take this in, but there was something about the calm, caring voice that made him trust it and he stuck his feet down, throwing his head up. And the Troll was right - he could stand on the bottom! And although the water was very cold and the current quite fast, he was able to walk towards the deep voice. As he neared it, the water got shallower and shallower, until he was, at last, out of the river and shivering on the bank.<br />
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Blinking the water out of his long lashes, the goat looked around him. His eyes were used to the bright sunshine on shiny grass, but under the bridge everything seemed shades of black and green. Eventually, though, his eyes adapted and he could make out a large shape comfortably ensconced in an alcove. The hard stone was padded with great blankets and pillows as big as a Ram. The Troll himself looked very strange, having many features which were unlike those of any goat. Clippity felt scared, but he was too tired and cold to just run away.<br />
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"Who are you?" Clippity stammered.<br />
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Looming out of the darkness, the Troll's face slowly became distinguishable. It certainly wasn't the kind of face Clippity was used to seeing. And being a young kid, he saw lots and lots of faces. In fact, he thought the world was made entirely of the kind of faces he was used to seeing. So he felt scared. And yet, the face did not seem angry. And the more he looked at it, the less scared he became.<br />
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"I'm Arnold" said the Troll. And this surprised the little goat, as Arnold seemed like the least scary name he could imagine. Arnolds should not live under dark bridges.<br />
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"What are you doing here?" asked the inquisitive little goat, his whiskers twitching in curiosity.<br />
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"I live here" breathed the troll, the growl of his voice distant like far off thunder. "I am not able to leave the shade of this bridge because the sun hurts me. I was born differently to you. My limbs won't hold my weight. So I stay here on my own."<br />
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"On your own!" exclaimed Clippity. He had been away from his herd-mates only a few hours, and yet already he felt the distance between them and longed to return to his lush, green field and be surrounded by all the people who made him feel safe. "It's weird not wanting to be around people." he declared, stamping a little hoof on the muddy bank, the damp little clop echoing in the dark spaces above him.<br />
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"But I do want to be around people. I do talk to people." The troll gestured to the water, one huge hand skidding across the silver surface. "My friends all live along the river and we send messages in the water. Just this morning, my good friend Emma wrote me a lovely letter on the back of an oak leaf. I fished it out with this." He produced a willow wand, at the end of which was a simply lashed hoop, criss-crossed with bind-weed. "All of my friends are in the net."<br />
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And he was right. Clippity watched open-mouthed as Arnold up-ended the net, letting leaves, bark and sticks rain out on to the floor. Each one was inscribed and marked - some times with text, sometimes with pictures. One particularly beautiful silver-birch twig was even decorated with multi-coloured flowers.<br />
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At this very moment, a sand martin swooped low over the water, its sharp, pointed wings skimming the surface. It caught a fly, swallowed as it banked, and came around again, calling as it passed.<br />
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Arnold's face screwed up and he chuckled as only a troll could. The hair on Clippity's neck stood on end. Eventually Arnold explained "As well as the net, we have learnt to communicate through birds who send our messages. In return, we keep the bridges clean and tidy for their nests and keep them safe from predators. It's useful being able to 'tweet' a friend, especially if they live up-stream...."<br />
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"But it's not right being stuck in one place." Clippity continued, feeling, though, that perhaps the things he'd heard might not be entirely true. He was also intensely aware that for all his short life he'd been stuck in the same field. It was only today that he'd finally broken free to see more of the world. And he guessed that soon he'd have to get back. It was hard to tell in the darkness under the bridge, but the sky outside seemed to be getting darker. He would be able to find his way back in the dark, wouldn't he...?<br />
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"Stuck in one place?" Arnold said, with surprise in his heavy voice "As well as the messages I receive from my friends, I can watch the entire world go by on the river. I can smell the mountain soil on the water after heavy rain has washed it down to the sea. I can watch the cherry-blossom float on the surface when there's a strong April wind. I hear the trout splashing on its journey between river-bed and sea-deep. What am I missing?"<br />
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And Clippity could not answer. Although not able to join in with the same games all the other goats enjoyed, Arnold clearly was the same as he. They both enjoyed talking with their friends, watching all the creatures around them, and the smell of the world after rain. And they were pretty important things. But still...<br />
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"Why do people think you're so scary, then?" asked Clippity, sitting down in a comfy spot as he looked up at his new friend and listened, patiently.<br />
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"I have to sleep a lot during the day. Whenever people come along, it's likely that I'll be snoring. And when I snore, people go away, scared. I can't help it. If only they'd stop and wait, I'd wake up and they'd see I wasn't to be feared."<br />
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Clippity saw a big tear well in the dark eye of the troll. With a small 'plink', the tear fell into the river. Perhaps, Clippity thought, another troll might notice it and send a bird to check that everything was alright. But just in case, Clippity nuzzled the great troll gently.<br />
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"I'm sorry," he said "I just didn't know."<br />
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The great Troll patted the little goat on his bristly head and said, gently, "It's alright, little one. It is normal to be scared of the things we don't understand. What isn't right is to ignore reality and truth when we see it. It's not right to make up hateful stories. But you have found the truth and understood it. That is the meaning of all great quests."<br />
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Clippity felt a huge sense of pride, but whilst his heart was full and warm, he shivered against the cold wind which whistled under the bridge and, when he turned back, he was shocked to see that the world had turned dark behind him.<br />
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"Oh no!" he cried, "It's got late and dark and I don't know my way home!"<br />
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Clippity began to cry, far more scared now than he had been when he'd heard the snoring of a hidden troll. How on earth would he find his way back to his family and friends?<br />
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But the troll patted the kid again and quickly reached for one of his stores of dried leaves and delicately wrote a note on it. This was placed, gently, into the water where it was quickly taken away by the fast flow. He then carefully tapped on two of the martin nests which were dug from the fragile bank of the stream. In a strange language he spoke to the birds who had been resting, and, like bullets from a gun, they flew out into the air and disappeared in the blink of an eye.<br />
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But Clippity hardly noticed this. His vision was clouded by tears and his body felt trapped - trapped under a water of despair and floundering as surely as he had when he fell into the river. He shivered again.<br />
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He gasped with shock when a heavy weight of wool fell around him. Arnold was making for him a bed of his own blankets and pillows. Too upset to say anything, Clippity collapsed onto the soft space and, very soon, was snoring almost as loudly as the big troll who was now his friend.<br />
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Clippity awoke with a start. He was scared because he didn't know where he was. But soon he remembered and once again was overcome with remorse and upset. At that moment, however, he heard a familiar sound. It was the clank and clamour of a rough bell. The bell he knew so well. It was the bell that, for all his life, had been tied around the neck of his mother. And here she was, appearing in the glow of the fire Arnold had built especially to keep little Clippity warm.<br />
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"There you are, you young rascal!" she called. "If it wasn't for your new friend, we'd never have found you. Thank you, sir," she said, bowing her head slightly with a rattle from the bell, "We'll never be able to repay you for keeping our little one safe."<br />
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The troll shrugged, "It wasn't really me, I just sent out a message. My fellow trolls had heard young Clippity in the woods and, later, had heard your folk searching for him. With the help of our birds, we were able to track you down and guide you."<br />
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And so, with a sleepy backward glance at his new friend, Clippity made his way back home under the watchful eye of his mother (who would later have many things to say about going off on your own and the <i>real</i> dangers of the wood which would make a troll look like a kitten). But from then on Clippity knew that wherever he was, he was never alone. Even in the dark places and where people seemed strange and different, there was always a good chance that there would be things shared and commonly valued. He understood the difference between 'different' and 'bad'. And he also knew that, whatever he did in the coming years, he would set out to find truth and understanding and never to give in to fear. Because truth and trust would keep you safe even when the night falls.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-3363639968039581102012-05-01T00:09:00.000+01:002012-05-01T09:12:12.238+01:00Blogging Against Disablism Day 2012 - Intro<a href="http://tinyurl.com/BADD2012" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img alt="Blogging Against Disablism Day, May 1st 2012" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpnWC9G0D_6MMC8qOLSvlS3RIs1otdkckdpPHSTVwTKnqUwvV9O1bOwZ4IP9Fi9cQnS5wwzzqGDGEk_PYxdJKKUrWR7O7gnFnLAXszTyd-7q7db8wnTQyBQOti243_4ziLq4eu5fEaP3s/s320/bad01.gif" title="Blogging Against Disablism Day, May 1st 2012" /></a>
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I've been thinking about trolls lately; those Scandinavian beasts of mythology. Blame it on my recent viewing of the fabulous Troll Hunter, a sharp comedy which is very much worth watching. But that's not quite what I want to write about on this, Blogging Against Disablism Day 2012.<br />
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I believe strongly that we live our lives through the rules of stories. Fables, religious texts, soap operas - they all use story to teach us about events we may face through sometimes heavily veiled yet strongly appropriate examples. As we grow, the stories continue. We've seen in the last few years a massive increase in the number of newspaper headlines denigrating the disabled. With them has come a number of set stories - the person claiming benefits who runs a marathon, the blue badge user who drives a Merc, the heroic military amputee overcoming injury...<br />
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This makes it very difficult to be a normal disabled person. That might sound silly - obviously no disabled person has an easy life...I mean, they're disabled. But, when you're new to it all, looking into this mass of negative stereotypes, how can you assume that identity with a good heart? It'd be like an electrician watching 'When Cowboy Tradespeople Make Old Ladies Cry' only to exclaim after the first grief stricken segway into advert break 'I'm a tradesperson too!'.<br />
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There was a documentary last year - Katie and Her Beautiful Friends. The documentary looked at people who had various disfigurements. The idea was that Katie helped these people to grow and become confident and assume a position as ambassador to other people dealing with disfigurement. There were some great people on there, but none who would (at least on screen) identify as disabled*. How could they? The position they were aiming to fill has nothing to do with the story of disability we currently see everywhere. These people were going out, facing the world, working and achieving. Admirable achievements, to be sure. But it precludes them from the story of disability.<br />
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I recently had a reply to a letter I sent to a member of parliament. I will keep it (and their name) private, but at the end of said letter, the MP said<br />
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In order to better public perceptions of disability, you need to get out and about and show the world how great you are.<br />
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I paraphrase to make it significantly less long winded. But the message is clear. Disability in the traditional storybook sense is not appropriate. We hide away in the dark. We are trolls - not human, not attractive, not worthwhile. The only way we can be worthy of not being abused (which was the point I'd made in my letter) is to recreate who we are by flinging aside any impediment and parading through the streets, bursting into song and, preferably, saving small kittens from trees whilst climbing the nearest mountain.<br />
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I disagree. Rather than change who we are (which is impossible...) we need to change the stories. We need to rewrite the nursery rhymes. They are the foundation block of all narrative we use today (including newspaper headlines, government statements, etc) and how we learn morality. And all of this is, I believe, a moral issue.<br />
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So in my <a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/blogging-against-disablism-day-2012_30.html" target="_blank">second post</a> (I thought I should break them up to save you from overload) I will <a href="http://singlelensreflections.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/blogging-against-disablism-day-2012_30.html" target="_blank">rewrite the Troll Fairytale</a>. I suggest you print out a copy for any passing parents you see.<br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-size: x-small;">*it's important to note, of course, that this might have nothing to do with the people involved. It's entirely possible that this was done in editing. It's also important to say how much good the people and the programme did. It's just a shame that their positive story isn't really related to disability, even though some of the injuries are certainly physically disabling and, of course, that societal reactions to disfigurement are, and always has been, disabling.</span>Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-25141707524593470532012-03-22T15:29:00.000+00:002012-03-22T15:29:49.027+00:00Graduation - The AftermathGraduation, I am glad to say, is now well and truly over. That makes it sound like it was bad in some way - far from it. In fact, we even coped with the physical damage of the trip better than we expected. Even so, the day went by in a black poly-cotton cloud of pain and movement. Now, however, looking back and feeling less poorly, I'm able to enjoy the day more and more.<br />
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I do not, and never will, like London. However, there was something of the adventure about getting into the capital, settling into a cheap hotel room and watching the best of a limited number of television channels. We cobbled together a rather lovely meal from a collection of tubs from an M&S and, aside from some noisy characters disturbing our beauty sleep in the early morning, we had a relatively good night. I got my first experience of a wet room and, had I bought my tools with me, I'd have pinched the bathroom tap (it was one of those bubbly water-saving jobs).<br />
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Arriving at the Barbican was trickier than expected thanks to some road closures, but we got to our reserved parking space (just a little way from the suspiciously heavy looking Range-Rover/Bentley Royal convoy - I'm sure the Citroen would have fitted in nicely) and very soon were in and rendezvous-ing with my sister.<br />
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My sister's ten year's older than I, and our relationship's developed in interesting ways in recent years. I think really we have more mutual respect than most siblings without being necessarily 'close' in the ways most people would understand the term. I was really pleased to have her there, and she certainly leant a strength to our little quartet.<br />
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A wheelchair always tends to throw people into a panic, and the graduation was no different even after a few emails confirming the situation before-hand. The Barbican staff were great, though, and getting on and off the stage was a painless freight lift affair. Although my 'I always said I'd go up in the world if I went to university' joke mid-lift fell somewhat flat...<br />
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Sitting on stage throughout proceedings was something I'd rather have done without. My father sat with me and I was very glad for that. I was half afraid if he sat in the audience he'd risk falling asleep and missing the cue to push me across the stage! And he'd not be blamed for falling asleep - there were a huge number of people collecting degrees.<br />
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And I think that's one of the things I like the most about being a member of the International arm of London University, even if I am not actually International. The sheer range of cultures, subjects, ages and styles were wonderful. It was a real reminder of what a broad and special world we live in. Even, as Deb pointed out, watching the different ways people walked across the stage - striding confidently, hurrying self-consciously or, as in my case, wheeling whilst looking like my hamster had just died. One of the things I value about my degree is its all encompassing nature - art, architecture, literature, history, sociology...the whole shebang. And it felt appropriate, sitting there, the only student in the afternoon session receiving a degree in Classics, surrounded by fellow students from the four corners who had studied science, law, english, history, computing etc. The world doesn't change. It is eternally varied.<br />
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We got home in surprisingly good time, and Deb and I thoroughly crashed. But we're now over a week on and recovering well. The memory of the pain fades and leaves a pride in being part of such a huge thing. It's not something we're likely to replicate in the future. It's something we'll always remember and treasure.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4396087653667326892.post-19828421960664919472012-03-12T07:50:00.000+00:002012-03-12T07:50:52.804+00:00GraduationTomorrow I graduate.<br />
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And given how abstract the whole thing is at the moment, I almost feel like I'm suddenly going to fade off beautifully from head to toe rather than take part in any kind of ceremony.<br />
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Honestly, the whole thing's rather intimidating. To get to this do (in the middle of London) we need to travel today and stay overnight. Deb managed to find us an appropaite hotel (appropriate means relatively cheap in these circumstances) and then tomorrow morning we're off so that I can be wheeled in front of someone to recieve a bit of paper.<br />
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And yet there is a part of me which thinks these kind of dos are important and something I've not really had much of in the past.<br />
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It's a bit like birthday parties (likewise something I've not much experience of) - people gather to celebrate what you've achieved. Because birthdays are less about a passage of time and more about what you've become or are becoming.<br />
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My degree is a funny thing. Given my inability to work, there's a part of me which thinks of any formal education as a waste of money. But this is obviously rubbish. The extreme result of thinking like that is that any poorly kid should be excluded from school for money reasons (something which looks more and more likely given the way that the disabled as being treated in this country).<br />
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And yet the degree is one of the very best things I've ever done. I worked very hard at it, felt that massive rush and excitement as I understood and even expanded upon the ideas of countless academics before me.<br />
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And the great thing is that with a classics degree, you're left with knowledge that can lead you through almost any situation. Even a graduation.<br />
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The only problem is, I can't think of anyone at the moment other than Petronius who, when ordered to commit suicide by Nero did so by cutting his wrists. But then promptly bound them up so that he could spend the evening partying and writing out a list of all Nero's perversions before letting the bandages loose.<br />
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So rather than anything quite so drastic, here's my way of getting through graduation. Photographic proof that I have a brain.<br />
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So this year's Christmas list was an interesting mix of toys - from a <a href="http://www.suntekstore.co.uk/product-10010391-lomo_35mm_film_diy_twin_lens_reflex_tlr_camera_black.html" target="_blank">kit to build your own camera</a> right the way through to <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ponyo-DVD/dp/B0039LAPNO/ref=wl_it_dp_o_npd?ie=UTF8&coliid=I4XDPMIAJN255&colid=2YRBVQC254O1V" target="_blank">Ponyo on dvd</a>(and just in case you're feeling generous - no one got them for me...). It was a masterpiece of an Amazon wishlist...and being Amazon based (and being mine) it featured a fair number of books. I ended up with several choice volumes - a work on Disaster Movies as a genre, Terry Pratchett's '<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Snuff-Discworld-Novel-39-Novels/dp/038561926X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331418952&sr=8-1" target="_blank">Snuff</a>' and '<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Flashback-Dan-Simmons/dp/0857381245/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1331418977&sr=1-2" target="_blank">Flashback</a>', a novel by Dan Simmons, author of the superb <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ilium-Gollancz-S-F-Dan-Simmons/dp/0575075600/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1331419006&sr=1-1" target="_blank">Ilium </a>and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Olympos-Gollancz-S-F-Dan-Simmons/dp/0575078820/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1331419006&sr=1-2" target="_blank">Olympos</a>, as well as the <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hyperion-Omnibus-Fall-Gollancz/dp/0575076267/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1331419049&sr=1-2" target="_blank">Hyperion </a>and <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Endymion-Omnibus-Rise-Gollancz/dp/0575076348/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1331419060&sr=1-2" target="_blank">Endymion </a>books. This novel, however, sounded a bit different - still SF, but less far-reaching and potentially less strange. I looked forward to any book brave enough to name its hero Nick Bottom. A book about a drug allowing you to relive your past and how that might work in a Private Investigator-type story. I pictured repeated investigations of memories and the subtleties of experience. The questioning of reality. And, this being a Dan Simmons novel, plenty of literary allusions. And maybe a few literary illusions too.<br />
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I am utterly stunned having read it. And not in a good way. I almost feel bad writing this, but then having read 550 pages of hate-filled ranting and raving, I need to exorcise the experience by doing a bit of my own!<br />
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I had no idea about Dan Simmons' political ideology prior to reading this novel. I think it's fair to say that none of his ponderings on modern life are a mystery to me now. Whether it's national health care, Islam or modern architecture, no narrative was brave enough to get in the way of page after page of drivel describing how mad, bad and dangerous they all are. Honestly at times it felt like sitting alone with an elderly relative, rendered aggressive by poorly chosen medication, listening to their spittle-barbed tirades against the world as they see it.<br />
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This was a detective story! First and foremost it should be about interesting plot twists and a story that keeps you guessing. And yet I would think that at least half of the book was taken up with unimportant discussions of politics which just left me shaking my head in horror. In fact, the few errors I found in the story were so glaringly obvious in part because they stood out by not being a political message about Muslims or Socialism. The 'I'm an evil madman mwahahaha!' speech at the end of the book is followed by the (and I use the word loosely) 'hero' saying that he couldn't help but agree with the gist of the rant. That just doesn't work! I know that good villains should be sympathetic. But there's sympathy and there's...well...there's a scene when a self-proclaimed pacifist fantasises about hanging people from lamp-posts and nuking Muslims!<br />
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What's worse, while I've been getting more and more wound up by this book, so it's been eroding much of what I've enjoyed in his previous books. I can now look back and rather than picking out the good, I end up thinking 'Oh yes, yet another 'nice' woman who is dead, an aggressively strong woman who is alive but not to be messed with, and...well...not many other women at all'.<br />
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This is my blog. I'm allowed to witter on about whatever I like. Because it's a blog. If this were a novel, it'd be a pretty poor one. But not as poor as Flashback.Stephenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17331328830331475628noreply@blogger.com0